Post / Chat whores post here (2024)

[ThumperX]

i just spent a shit load at the vet because of ratcoons. i have no love for them right now.

Oh no!! Did they hurt the kitty?

 

[Kurosaki]

I have a bunch of episodes of TV shows that are raccoon related lined up for later tonight.

I'm gonna start with Animal Control where the team comes to solve a problem at the bowling alley. Bunch of raccoons broke in and got into the beer/liquor and started a party.

 

[AbsolutEnduser]

also, dang, that's a nice flyover the other day. Love the plane shape

https://www.reddit.com/r/oakland/comments/1fqbxvp/u2_flyby_at_the_coliseum_today

 

[Kurosaki]

 

[two wheel tramp]

Oh no!! Did they hurt the kitty?

yes. the cat now has a friar tuck hairdo, some sutures, and a very bad attitude.

 

[Kurosaki]

yes. the cat now has a friar tuck hairdo, some sutures, and a very bad attitude.

I'm sorry a trash panda hurt your cat, R.

 

[two wheel tramp]

I'm sorry a trash panda hurt your cat, R.

thank you, cutie patootie. he is a vicious motherfucker. this is his yard and he guards it like a dog. i can't tell you how many times i have seen him waiting at the gate for me. he runs up to people like a dog would, "state your business, sir!" he also follows me around the yard like a dog. he's a neat dude.

 

[N4teTheGreat]

Need pictures of said cat haircut that I definitely won't laugh at

 

[two wheel tramp]

Need pictures of said cat haircut that I definitely won't laugh at

I gotta find him and he is ANGRY. He shit in his crate on the way to the vet yesterday and today he peed in the crate so he was covered in urine and whatever feces the vet techs didn't get off so... right when he got home he got a quick rinse to get the worst of it off of him.

he mad, bro.

he reeeeeeeal mad.

 

[N4teTheGreat]

I'm impressed you are alive and able to post honestly.

 

[two wheel tramp]

yeah i feel pretty lucky. he’s probably
licking his damp ass on my pillow out of spite right now.

 

[Kurosaki]

thank you, cutie patootie. he is a vicious motherfucker. this is his yard and he guards it like a dog. i can't tell you how many times i have seen him waiting at the gate for me. he runs up to people like a dog would, "state your business, sir!" he also follows me around the yard like a dog. he's a neat dude. View attachment 566878

Before you said it, I was going to say that sounds like a dog than a cat.

Cats usually don't give a fuck. They're not living your home, you're living in theirs.

 

[two wheel tramp]

@Kurosaki he is definitely on the dog spectrum but also... cat. LOL he showed up here two days after i closed escrow and i was like "I guess i have a cat"

 

[Kurosaki]

@Kurosaki he is definitely on the dog spectrum but also... cat. LOL he showed up here two days after i closed escrow and i was like "I guess i have a cat" View attachment 566879

Yep, you have a cat that thinks it's a dog.