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Getting the S/O a tattoo for her birthday. My lack of planning was addressed by Blackheart taking walk ins. Now I want one, but I will abstain, for now.
 
Think about the irony. You can't lick your elbow. It's kind of a metaphor for.my.life. thinking I am getting a perfect answer only to find it completely unusable.
 
Technically, if you cut off someone else's arm, that arm belongs to you...and you could lick that elbow.
 
Elbows?

A man was sitting at the local watering hole and asked the bartender,

"Hey, I've been coming here for a few weeks now and every time I'm here, it's the same thing. That little toad of a man sitting in the corner walks out of here with the best-looking chic. Every fricking night. What gives?

Bartender answers,

"Hell if I know. He comes in, orders the same thing every time he comes in, a martini, shaken not stirred. Then he just sits there licking his eyebrows."
 
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