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Post / Chat whores post here (2025)

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This came up in my Facebook memories today.

I'm glad 12 years later, this suit still fits. For a slim cut suit, the seems aren't holding on for life like a climber on a ledge the last time I wore it to a wedding. There was no event or purpose, I just wanted it.

Patting myself on the back on that.

(ignore the ironing board)
 

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So... I'm kinda smitten with this lady I've been talking with for the past few weeks.

Pretty sure I've mentioned her before but the post whore thread moves so fast... Actually I know I have and I don't give a fuck if I'm repeating some of this. Anyway.

We had a great talk tonight and there were things I didn't know about her I know now. We went to the same college so I've known her since 2010. We've talked every so often. Social media thing. We went on a date once at the OC Fair a few years back but I didn't realize it was a date (because I'm an oblivious idiot with women). What are the odds of two people who are suicide survivors and their friends and family describe them as the happiest people they know? As that conversation progesse

We didn't talk about it tonight but a week or two I made my intentions clear and she said she thought of me just as a friend. You think that's going to deter me? :laughing I said that very clearly. This ain't my first rodeo. It's a bad strategy to tell someone where all your boats are when you play Battleship but I think I've already hit some of hers. Regardless of what she says, she sends me a "good morning" text almost every day, which could still be strictly platonic but I kinda think I'm already under her skin.

P.S. Is she?

Yes she is.
 
two wheel tramp said:
haiii!

p’psghetti.

the good morning texts are adorbz.
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R, it's been awhile since I've used the word smitten. I think most of the stories I tell about women in the sink, not that often, but are one night stands or even women that turn into more than a one night stand. All of them in good faith, I've never fucked over a woman if I knew her for 3 hours or 3 decades. And I call my love life, a comedy of errors. May have been fun at the time but also fun to talk about in hindsight like, "yeah, that happened..."

I'm not playing a game here with Sara, or with any women never have, but I see a crack in her armor. I'm fine playing the long game. If you say I'm just a friend, I'm just going to keep digging. Worked for Steve Urkel. Worked for me before.

I suppose I'm hoping for that moment when I say "F9"... YOU SUNK MY BATTLESHIP.
 
Kurosaki said:
R, it's been awhile since I've used the word smitten. I think most of the stories I tell about women in the sink, not that often, but are one night stands or even women that turn into more than a one night stand. All of them in good faith, I've never fucked over a woman if I knew her for 3 hours or 3 decades. And I call my love life, a comedy of errors. May have been fun at the time but also fun to talk about in hindsight like, "yeah, that happened..."

I'm not playing a game here with Sara, or with any women never have, but I see a crack in her armor. I'm fine playing the long game.

I suppose I'm hoping for that moment when I say "F9"... YOU SUNK MY BATTLESHIP.
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you don’t strike me as an insensitive or careless man who tosses people aside like they’re disposable.

but also: double entendres there with the battleship sinking.
i snort laughed.
 
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