Post / Chat whores post here (2026)

[ThumperX]

So to all yesterday's grumpy folk, I'm feeling mean right now. If one more person wants to throw one mor "little" task on me there may be blood.

 

[Kurosaki]

So I was talking with a good friend of mine this morning. She apologized for the happy belated birthday greeting. She is a jiu jitsu friend I haven't seen or trained with in a couple years. She has a crass sense of humor the way I do. Training any martial art with girls/women always takes a bit more of level of mutual respect than training with men. Not diminishing them and their abilities but we're gonna have to touch each other and it's not sexual or weird. She said one time I grabbed your ass on purpose and I said yeah well I've touched your boobs, not on purpose but let's call it even.

Part of telling her about my birthday was so excited that we got pizza. So what she did, she said I'll call you back. And when she did, she told me she ordered me a pizza from one of the local spots here. Well she didn't order it. She paid for it. She said the manager knows, it's an unusual situation but he allowed it and there's a note in the back for the employees. So if it's this afternoon or this evening or tomorrow, the only thing I need to do is be there, show my ID, sit my ass down and wait for my pizza to be cooked.

 

[AbsolutEnduser]

that we got pizza

At the pizza place.

There is a super annoying shortish guy with a throaty yelling voice behind me.

Can't he just be more modest or nice or something

 

[Kurosaki]

Chris, that sucks to hear. Shingles is no joke That's a terrible illness.

Nate, and Mr. Wumpus, I feel bad for laughing but that was funny...

"Singles" "I prefer a double". Okay, I laughed. but SHAME ON YOU.

 

[Abacinator]

Singles you say?

Hot shingles in your area!