Post / Chat whores post here (2026)

[i_am_the_koi]

I am glad you approve, because the next one was gardening.

My first insane back injury I remember as an adult... picking up a sock. First time I've ever honestly called in sick lulz

 

[AbsolutEnduser]

Back injury.

No idea

"Where you ever in an accident?"

Uhhh, doc, I've done a lot of stupid shit.

Same thing, no insurance

 

[AbsolutEnduser]

I'm in SOMA . I'm pretty sure I'm exactly on the same block that my car had been broken into one long time ago.

When I parked, there was a dribble of dog poo behind my van...ugh.

 

[N4teTheGreat]

Sure it was a dog?

Having coffee, getting ready for work.

 

[GAJ]

When I parked, there was a dribble of dog poo behind my van...ugh.

Are you sure it was dog poop?

 

[Rtmac]

It's almost Halloween and I still haven't put on long pants... livin' the dream!

 

[AbsolutEnduser]

Sure it was a dog?

Having coffee, getting ready for work.

Are you sure it was dog poop?

I'm sure it wasn't three times you guys Said it!!



But yeah there were two bent over people when I parked in front of the nose of the car.


Just an FYI

No, it was a dog.

 

[ThumperX]

At work in Sausalito. Nothing unusual, just a couple witches and a tall ship,

 

[AbsolutEnduser]

Actually I'd love to waddle with a stand-up board or a kayak around Sausalito sometime.. not sure why. I think did it once long time ago

Such a beautiful place

( Done kayak, from some boating ramp up at the old military docks)

 

[ThumperX]

Wow! We got lines on that monster!

 

[Rtmac]

I got my wife some new glass spiders.

 

[tzrider]

No, it was a dog.

How do you know? Did you see it come out of the dog?

 

[Melissa]

spiders and poop are on today's schedule

 

[budman]

spiders and poop are on today's schedule

Let’s add some home made beef jerky.
Mrs Budman rocks it. 2 lbs of tasty protein.

 

[Melissa]

looks great! That's something that I enjoy actually.

 

[AbsolutEnduser]

How do you know? Did you see it come out of the dog?

Rollout emoji

 

[Abacinator]

I got my wife some new glass spiders.
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My wife decided to start breeding jumping spiders

 

[i_am_the_koi]

Y'all wanna know how I got my scars?




Also, used to be a snarky saying towards my family that, hi, I'm koi, I just move things when introduced because usually I was just invited to move things being the only male in the family.

New gig?

I'm koi, I'm just here to move things. Fill the box, put the box on the semi, take the box off the semi, empty the box, move it over there.

The little test...

Hey, go put these 4 items in the box.

Box says only put in groups of 5.

Hey boss, it says only put in groups of 5...

Oh, you noticed that? Most don't.

 

[Rtmac]

Speaking of boxes... fuckin amazon.

 

[i_am_the_koi]