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*#@** RACCOONS!! :mad

trap and relocate. You'll experience the fun of having a growling, hissing pissed off racoon on the back seat of your car
AMHIK
 
Trash pandas

How many fingers they got? Just wondering since 1 sticks his paw out all the tike
 
Just cause you are good for them doesn't mean they're good for you.
Be careful when they are irritated.
I'd vote for relocation-at least they'll have each other.
 
We haven’t seen our trash bandits in a while, but we do have a couple skunk regulars.

Sally put up (er, I did) a squirrel feeder for Dexter (our resident tree squirrel) and the Scrub Jays are the only ones interested in the peanuts (Sam’s Downtown Feed). https://www.samsfeed.com/

The Nutjays are pretty messy so every night the skunks come by to clean up.

Crunch crunch crunch
 
my neighbors feed a bunch of squirrels and then they come over here to hide some nuts in my planters.
Ah the cycle of life !
 
Squirrels can fuck off. I've yet to ever have a raccoon or skunk destroy my home. Squirrels have routinely gotten into my attic and made nests. They're fucktards who still steal my bird's food and just cause general ruckuses.
 
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+1 to squirrels. We've had lots of problems with california ground squirrels. The grey squirrels though, they're much more gentlemanly and keep their distance.
 
Eastern Fox Squirrels are not native to California. They're considered an invasive nuisance to the California ecosystem and are permitted to be destroyed/disposed of if they're damaging your property, which includes your gardens.
 
Freaking digger squirrels :mad
Last night was raccoon free :party :zzz
 
About a week ago while I was drinking my morning coffee a ground squirrel was sneaking around the back patio under the bird feeder, but he didn't hear or see the hawk came down to grab him.

The squirrel fought back, and was back to searching for bird food.

Lucky bastard.

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We were gone for one night and those 'coons took ALL of our grapes. I mean 100%, we had probably 25-30 pounds out there and you cannot find one single piece of a grape in the 70' row. It really amazed me that they were able to do such a complete job and so quickly. Must have had a bucket brigade of grapes to pull it off. Clever bastards!
 
The dance party is about right. Freaking jingle bell ball cat toys.
 
I have a friend who had problems with the wild pigs. They put in lights for them. That did not help. They put in a sound system. Big difference. the dude showed up with party hats etc.
 
Starpower said:
We were gone for one night and those 'coons took ALL of our grapes. I mean 100%, we had probably 25-30 pounds out there and you cannot find one single piece of a grape in the 70' row. It really amazed me that they were able to do such a complete job and so quickly. Must have had a bucket brigade of grapes to pull it off. Clever bastards!
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The little pricks did the same to my grapes. I was watching the grapes every day to harvest at just the right moment. How the fuque diid they know I was planning on harvesting the next day. They cleaned out the vines and left most of the grapes on the ground and it looked like they took one bite out of each grape and left the rest. I was willing to share but they had to be malicious and greedy.
I trapped and relocted 3 of the little assholes.
 
Kornholio said:
Eastern Fox Squirrels are not native to California. They're considered an invasive nuisance to the California ecosystem and are permitted to be destroyed/disposed of if they're damaging your property, which includes your gardens.
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Also, unlike raccoons, are delicious.
 
Kornholio said:
Meh...not enough meat for my liking. A bit on the gamey side, too.
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Meh, some people said the same shit about that little UPS Driver, but what am I going to do? The package was fucking late.
 
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