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So gentlemen. Are you a grower or a shower?

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Eldritch said:
Your story is a sad story to me. Like, my responses to content have changed here some in the last 20 years, but mostly because the content itself has changed.

My margins for what is or isn't appropriate haven't adjusted. Most of the old BARFers I know who long ago abandoned the site now mock it on other social media as a geriatric wasteland for wealthy, privileged, old men, and that makes me sad, but as time goes on I find it harder and harder to argue with them.

They days of, "Shows your tits, put it up your ass, and drink till a BARF Mod Crashes someone else's bike at the meet!" are sadly long behind us.

There will be no sidewalk pedicures in our future, but I would vote for you, Dan.
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Misunderstood by many, regardless, Alex had nice feet :love
 
I’m definitely a grower, which is the best type to have. When not needed it’s out of the way. But when it is needed, it grows to substantial size and provides a remarkable show to watch. Then, when you’re done with it, it shrinks back down to inconsequential size again.
 
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I could post a picture but after my stroke it wouldn’t be as impressive.
 
I really hope your last couple posts were supposed to sarcasm or humor that just went over my head.
 
My first post was the truth. The second was humor but you missed it.
 
Do the ladies of BARF really care about this thread? :rolleyes:dunno:dunno

I should clarify that this question was not directed towards the ladies.
 
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ST Guy said:
My first post was the truth. The second was humor but you missed it.
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If you were serious with your first post, the only dudes who brag about the size or their dick are lying to themselves or someone has lied to them to protect their ego. Either way, it's still a couple levels below saying you slept with a woman you didn't. Also bragging to primarily a bunch of dudes is weird. Unless you were fishing for a guy that swings that way, in which case there's absolutely nothing wrong with that. Hope you find what you're looking for.

Just wanted some clarification. Don't think I missed anything with your second post because humorous things are supposed to be like... you know... humorous.
 
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Kurosaki said:
If you were serious with your first post, the only dudes who brag about the size or their dick are lying to themselves or someone has lied to them to protect their ego. Either way, it's still a couple levels below saying you slept with a woman you didn't. Also bragging to primarily a bunch of dudes is weird. Unless you were fishing for a guy that swings that way, in which case there's absolutely nothing wrong with that. Hope you find what you're looking for.

Just wanted some clarification. Don't think I missed anything with your second post because humorous things are supposed to be like... you know... humorous.
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It seems to me that in order for you to say that those guys are lying to themselves, you would have to get them to take their dick out and prove/disprove it. I am inclined to believe you as I have no reason not to. I guess I'm just not sure of the motivation for TWO things now, the guys who brag about their dick, and also the guys who somehow make them prove it. Oh and another thing, how often did you find out that the dude wasn't lying? "Holy shit, he's not kidding!!"

So many questions...


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I think Kurosaki needs some help with my posts.

Re my first post: All I was saying is that I have a grower, which I think is preferable. There's no point in having a giant shlong when it's not needed. It just gets in the way. Fortunately I'm not built that way. No comparisons or anything else like that. After my wife died, I'm the only one who sees the darn thing.

Re my second post: It was an attempt at humor. Since I had my stroke, things have changed, including things down "there". If you know anything about strokes, you'd know that your body no longer works as it should. That's all I was saying.

And, of course, I'm not looking for connections nor am I looking to show my junk. That was for me and for my wife when she was alive.

Oh, and I'm now 71 years old, so there's that.
 
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penis.
not because I care
always cycles back to your penis-how fucking adorable.
 
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