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This hat is going to get me laid non stop

Awwww yeahhhhh....just invested in a meat counter 'serving next' ticket machine for all the poontang I'm about to get. 2010 is going to be sofaking awesome.
 
You're french canadian? I guess that explains alot...

:rofl
 
SM610 said:
You're french canadian? I guess that explains alot...

:rofl
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Oh it's worse than that, Portuguese as well. This way I get good and pissed off, then the FC kicks in and I surrender.
 
maxandgrinch said:
I'll bet the hat is crusty, stinks to high heaven, the OP is slightly raw, has had lots of naps, and has a big smile by Sunday.
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Oh.My.God. :barf :barf It's bad enough that it had to die to make something so ugly, but then to be violated like that after death??? :shame
 
Dude, do NOT go to the dog pound wearing that or else you will get the 300 pink rocket salute!



BTW I would like to nominate this thread for "The Best Waste of Time Evar" barfie award for 2009!
 
So,


Have you gotten laid yet ?
 
Those hats are cool! I have to admit, there is something amazing about killing stuff and then wearing the dead carcasses on your head.

(oooh..channeling T-1..)
 
Is it too late to cancel the order? There's a hat candidate on the roadside just a few miles from Sears Point. Ill pick it up if you'd like to save a few bucks.
 
Hats like that, one won't be enough....you're going to need two
 
racercosmo said:
Is it too late to cancel the order? There's a hat candidate on the roadside just a few miles from Sears Point. Ill pick it up if you'd like to save a few bucks.
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Did you see the quality of these hats? If I took you up on your offer I'd have to do all the work and deal with guts, tanning, and sewing. My way, one glorious hat arrives ready to chase tail.
 
Don't forget to accessorize...

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So you need a hat to get laid because you can't get any on your own?
 
weak_link said:
No young grasshopper. I'm getting laid just fine. I need the hat so I can be KING OF FUCK MOUNTAIN!!!!!!
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Curious, what woman would ever want to fuck a guy wearing a dead coyote on his head :|
 
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