This hat is going to get me laid non stop

[2strokeYardSale]

At the next BARF gathering, the man who wears these three items (and only these three) shall be worshipped as a god.

 

[F4iChic]

Curious, what woman would ever want to fuck a guy wearing a dead coyote on his head :|

damned kids

Hi Eric

 

[FelixP]

No young grasshopper. I'm getting laid just fine. I need the hat so I can be KING OF FUCK MOUNTAIN!!!!!!

Californication is awesome

 

[some_random_guy]

At the next BARF gathering, the man who wears these three items (and only these three) shall be worshipped as a god.

Pic one means you like animals, pic two means you like fishsticks, pic three means you like hairy beavers. :|

damned kids

Hi Eric

So you're saying women would fuck a guy with a dead coyote on his head. BARF :|

 

[weak_link]

Curious, what woman would ever want to fuck a guy wearing a dead coyote on his head :|

You are clearly young and inexperienced. All the right women want to fuck a guy wearing a dead coyote on his head.

 

[some_random_guy]

You are clearly young and inexperienced. All the right women want to fuck a guy wearing a dead coyote on his head.

Is this after you slip them roofies, get them extremely drunk, or get them really high?

 

[weak_link]

Is this after you slip them roofies, get them extremely drunk, or get them really high?

Have you learned nothing from this thread? It's the mutherfucking HAT!!!

 

[m_asim]

Have you learned nothing from this thread? It's the mutherfucking HAT!!!

I wonder how much that hat goes for? I think it will bring out the animal in me.

 

[some_random_guy]

Have you learned nothing from this thread? It's the mutherfucking HAT!!!

I learned you're so desperate to get laid that you need a dead coyote on your head to do it :|

I wonder how much that hat goes for? I think it will bring out the animal in me.

*Insert fat joke here* j/k

 

[weak_link]

I wonder how much that hat goes for? I think it will bring out the animal in me.

retail:$429.95 , my sources price: $289.95 Canadian, eh

 

[weak_link]

I learned you're so desperate to get laid that you need a dead coyote on your head to do it :|

Once again, swing and a miss.

 

[some_random_guy]

Once again, swing and a miss.

Get laid quick scheme?

 

[planegray]

I learned you're so desperate to get laid that you need a dead coyote on your head to do it :|

The hat's not a distraction, it's an ENHANCEMENT !one11


(but I still think there'll be unforseen repurcussions )

 

[some_random_guy]

The hat's not a distraction, it's an ENHANCEMENT !one11


(but I still think there'll be unforseen repurcussions )

Lady Gaga size repurcussions

 

[planegray]

Lady Gaga size repurcussions

dang, how come you catch all my mis-speelings ? am I stoopid or are you jsut thuuper good ?

 

[Idontdotrix]

Eric, I saw the chick at the front of the line and snapped a pic. she says you are gonna be so haw tin that hat, she can't wait!

 

[weak_link]

Eric, I saw the chick at the front of the line and snapped a pic. she says you are gonna be so haw tin that hat, she can't wait!

Not hawt.

 

[Idontdotrix]

but it says right in her dating profile- men with dead animals on their heads are a big turn on!

 

[m_asim]

^^^^
That chick has man legs.

retail:$429.95 , my sources price: $289.95 Canadian, eh

$289.95!

If I were to pay 300 bucks, that coyote better come to life at night and make me sammiches.

 

[Factor5]

Is that coyote DOT approved?