This hat is going to get me laid non stop

[weak_link]

Because I'm just that badass I'm rocking this hat all winter and wearing musk cologne. I'm warning all teh hawt wimmenz of Barf, there will be creamy thighs when am near and I'm wearing the hat of all hats. The French Canadian in me can no longer be contained and expedition poude'tange begins soon.

Next up will be the mullet growing contest.

 

[Charmed]

 

[jacksprat]

and expedition poude'tange begins soon.

You're one styling Mod.

 

[mlm]

Looks like you've got your head up a coyote's ass?

 

[weak_link]

Fear not my snow maidens, there are hats for your to keep your beautiful heads warm in.

 

[Karbon]

things that get women moist: when you bring em dead animals.

truth.

 

[weak_link]

Prefer the Soviet snow princess look? I"ve got you covered, fair maiden.

 

[weak_link]

I should also mention that I clean up well after weeks in the outback. Here's me in my dress hat.

 

[jacksprat]

Bwahahahahaha

 

[weak_link]

I respect a woman's right to choose- maybe you just want to let me warm your muffs.

 

[Dandelion]

put some hair around it

 

[some_random_guy]

Best Mod EVAH!!!! Now can you be in charge of the cosplay thread, it's dying

 

[weak_link]

Who can resist a shaved beaver version of the item we all know and love? The traditional shaved beaver hat of course.

 

[Ant]

Because I'm just that badass I'm rocking this hat all winter and wearing musk cologne. I'm warning all teh hawt wimmenz of Barf, there will be creamy thighs when am near while I'm wearing the hat of all hats. The French Canadian in me can no longer be contained and expedition poude'tange begins soon.

Next up will be the mullet growing contest.

Heck, if you strike out you could fuck the hat.

 

[weak_link]

Check me out now: I might be rounding up to 40 but I still know how to party down at the frat house. This is my functional aviator/ crazy frat party guy look. You know you want me.
ps// pass me the Natty Ice bra!!

 

[weak_link]

Heck, if you strike out you could fuck the hat.

While an intelligent backup plan, I can not fathom 'striking out' with this hat on. Even as an intellectual exercise, stud-hat still wins. Must I point out that the hat retains the original appendages and only adds to the man power of the beautifully hand crafted garment/hat/thing?

 

[racercosmo]

Damnit! When you're drinking the good stuff, invite me over.

 

[Gixxergirl1000]

Who can't resist a shaved beaver version of the item we all know and love? The traditional shaved beaver hat of course.

angry face is angry... maybe it's too tight?

While an intelligent backup plan, I can not fathom 'striking out' with this hat on. Even as an intellectual exercise, stud-hat still wins. Must I point out that the hat retains the original appendages and only adds to the man power of the beautifully hand crafted garment/hat/thing?

And in a wind, you could tie said appendages in a bow under your chin...

 

[4tuneit1]

Prefer the Soviet snow princess look? I"ve got you covered, fair maiden.

Reminds me of that Russian hottie in the movie Spies Like Us...

 

[sandyxb]

There are no men on BARF, seriously!