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Today's Pet Peeve

Vigerously yanking on the paper towel dispenser really loudly and getting 6 paper towels when all you need is 1. Then taking the huge, basket ball sized wad of paper that is bairly moistened and dumping it in the now overflowing garbage.

1. Hurting my ears
2. Horible waste of paper towels and at the end of the day there is no more left (ever reach for a dry paper towel and get the wet nipple?)
3. Now the place is a mess with overflowing paper towels and other nasty bathroom garbage.

Asshole.
 
My biggest peeve is when people fail to use their fucking indicators before changing lanes or making a turn.
 
My boss. My co-workers. Biggest wastes of time in my life. Never show up for meetings, insist on instant message conversations to sort out complicated stuff

WE COULD HAVE HAD THE FUCKING MEETING AND SORTED IT OUT WITH THE TIME WASTED ON IM

argh :rant
 
OK buddy, now were gonna have it out. First off, peanuts don't cut it. Secondly, I know I'm pissing everyone off and I like it that way! (and thirdly, I woulda got pizza hut but they aren't open at 6am):laughing

Oh! Now you got the wife all pissed too!:rofl:thumbup

I am to please :laughing

Tend to get cranky when the plane is loading. :p
 
Uninsured motorists!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad
 
Uninsured motorists!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad

you know, theres a place where people actually get fined for not being insured when they have a vehicle registered in there name. and the dmv actually pays attention to it, and WILL fine you. whats REALLY crazy, is the state borders California. can you believe that?
 
Vigerously yanking on the paper towel dispenser really loudly and getting 6 paper towels when all you need is 1. Then taking the huge, basket ball sized wad of paper that is bairly moistened and dumping it in the now overflowing garbage.

1. Hurting my ears
2. Horible waste of paper towels and at the end of the day there is no more left (ever reach for a dry paper towel and get the wet nipple?)
3. Now the place is a mess with overflowing paper towels and other nasty bathroom garbage.

Asshole.

My boss. My co-workers. Biggest wastes of time in my life. Never show up for meetings, insist on instant message conversations to sort out complicated stuff

WE COULD HAVE HAD THE FUCKING MEETING AND SORTED IT OUT WITH THE TIME WASTED ON IM

argh :rant

people who need to stop being such cheap asses and pay the damn $25 to check their steemer trunk. :mad

LOL.. sheett is FUNNY :laughing:rofl
 
People who back out of a parking space in a parking lot without looking (where there's NOTHING obstructing their view of me in a bigass truck driving down the lane) then when they see me, slam on the brakes and stop 3/4 of the way out of the spot and gesture for me to go around them. Hey asshole...now you're blocking the lane. Just fucking finish your 37 point maneuver to get out of the parking spot and GTFO.
 
this is a good thread. i always thought i had a lot of them, but in trying to think of one to respond with - i realized that apparently i have none worth mentioning, which feels kinda good to know.
 
People who back out of a parking space in a parking lot without looking (where there's NOTHING obstructing their view of me in a bigass truck driving down the lane) then when they see me, slam on the brakes and stop 3/4 of the way out of the spot and gesture for me to go around them. Hey asshole...now you're blocking the lane. Just fucking finish your 37 point maneuver to get out of the parking spot and GTFO.

It's like they're suddenly embarrassed that they are shitty drivers, and don't want you to witness it. :laughing
 
went to costco today to pick up rotisserie chicken for lunch..

standing in line and have someone stand next to me with a shopping cart...

line moves up and the guy and lady pushes the cart ahead of me while they stand next to me...

i ask them do they know what a fucking line is..? exact words...

both get huffy and go to the next line and i'm telling them they better get some manners or educated instead of trying to shove past others...

nomnomnom...
 
Fucking Sammich shop out of fucking white bread. I wanted a BLT dammit :rant
 
Did their line end up moving faster?
went to costco today to pick up rotisserie chicken for lunch..

standing in line and have someone stand next to me with a shopping cart...

line moves up and the guy and lady pushes the cart ahead of me while they stand next to me...

i ask them do they know what a fucking line is..? exact words...

both get huffy and go to the next line and i'm telling them they better get some manners or educated instead of trying to shove past others...

nomnomnom...
 
People who talk to you while you're takin' a piss at the urinal. There should be a big sign above every urinal that says SHUT THE FUCK UP.
 
People who park in the middle of the street and talk to each other, blocking the fuggin' street. Seriously, makes me want to crowbar===>skull====>brains.
 
People who talk to you while you're takin' a piss at the urinal. There should be a big sign above every urinal that says SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Ha, my favorite fuck-with-strangers game is to roll up to the urinal next to a guy, lean towards him and say "your watch is 5 minutes fast."

In this town it'll just make you friends, but back home in Ohio it's an insta-fight.
 
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