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What is your idea of a perfect date?

Godsdarling said:
What would it take to romance you?
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Godsdarling said:
Come on yall can do better than this. Does it start with dinner by candlelight? end with oil massage? home cooked meal or out to dinner? What romances you? :laughing
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Every time you ask what girls should get guys, guys answer "a blow job" and you tell them they're wrong.
Now you ask those same guys what a "romantic" date to them is, they answer you, and you tell them they're wrong.

What's YOUR idea of a perfect date?
 
mean dad said:
Every time you ask what girls should get guys, guys answer "a blow job" and you tell them they're wrong.
Now you ask those same guys what a "romantic" date to them is, they answer you, and you tell them they're wrong.

What's YOUR idea of a perfect date?
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I don't know about "perfect", but the most memorable ones have always ended in the ER or jail :dunno
 
mean dad said:
Every time you ask what girls should get guys, guys answer "a blow job" and you tell them they're wrong.
Now you ask those same guys what a "romantic" date to them is, they answer you, and you tell them they're wrong.

What's YOUR idea of a perfect date?
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Can't that be had for like, $20 on certain streets in San Francisco? Quick and easy bust a nut, no dating required.
 
- ' e :p

For the rare serious answer, anything fun/active/outside is what give me the tingle in the ol' pringles can. :)
 
Godsdarling said:
Come on yall can do better than this. Does it start with dinner by candlelight? end with oil massage? home cooked meal or out to dinner? What romances you? :laughing
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Fine, truthful answer.


Being romantic and having it enjoyed is one of my favorite dates.

Recently, took Jewang Rackasaurus out for one of our first true "dates".

Started off with a drive to the coast and some Clam Chowder in Bodega Bay. She wanted to just go for a cruise after that so I started south on 1 with the idea that we could wind up in SF and bum around there. Stopped a couple times on the way to walk on the beach and snap some pictures.

Finally she asked where we were going and I dropped SF to her amazement. Stopped at the Marin Headlands overlook for bit and watched the world go by. Afterwards we headed into the City and went downtown.

Walked her around Union Square with the Ice Rink, thankfully she is not an ice skater so I didn't have to go out and bust myself up to impress her. We had a beer at Lefty O'douls and then wandered around China Town and North Beach for a bit before getting the car and heading down to the waterfront.

There, typical Touristy stuff, clam chowder, the sea lions, pier 39 and ghiridelli square before sitting down by the beach and listening to the waves. I would say watching but neither of us were looking at the water ((wink wink nudge nudge)).

Last stop was the Palace of Fine Arts, which was completely deserted but lit up nicely and made for a very romantic stroll. Sat and watched the sleeping swans for a bit before going for the long drive home.


Probably the top 3 dates I've ever had for romance and timing.
 
nicely done koi :)
mean dad said:
Every time you ask what girls should get guys, guys answer "a blow job" and you tell them they're wrong.
Now you ask those same guys what a "romantic" date to them is, they answer you, and you tell them they're wrong.

What's YOUR idea of a perfect date?
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Not true! What I said was I wanted to give hubby something special for our 22nd anniversary, not something he can get anytime he wants. :p And I said Abacinator was under-thinking it because with his idea of the perfect date it would be over in 10 mins tops! Not very romantic. And my question was romance :p

My idea of a perfect date:
Order in Chinese take-out, showering together, Bob Marley playing softly on the stereo, candles lit all around the room, heated oil, slow massages, and a happy ending. See, not so hard to come up with a little romance. :p

Dubbington, you know what you would like don't you? What is the perfect date for you?
 
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Godsdarling said:
not something he can get anytime he wants. :p And I said Abacinator was under-thinking it because with his idea of the perfect date it would be over in 10 mins tops! Not very romantic. And my question was romance :p
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Maybe a blow job that lasts a lot longer than 10 minutes?:twofinger

But seriously...for me, selfishly, perfect for would be for me to do absolutely nothing.

In almost every aspect of my life, I am in charge. People look to me to lead, fix things, teach them, provide for them, rescue them and generally solve their problem. For once, it would be great NOT to have to think and or do any of those things. To be completely and totally catered to. Not to have to make one decision, not to be second guessed, not to be asked to do more. Just take care of me. Oh yeah and wear something slutty:p

If that actually happened, I might just die of shock but I'd be willing to risk it.
 
Perfect date is when the girl you are out with says: "Lets pick up another girl so we can really get this party started."

Perfect date is when sometime during the date, finger gets inserted in butt.

Perfect date always involve great food, drink and sex. Not necessarily in that order.

Perfect dates are easy. Relationships are hard.
 
I could easily make the steak last longer than ten minutes :x





:laughing

I'm hopelessly NOT romantic. I seriously have no idea at all how to be romantic. It just isn't in my blood. I enjoy good food and good drink and good company but beyond that I'm useless.
 
Horse you are so endearingly one dimensional, we can always count on you to pop up time to time with some sort of testimony that involves your virility, and many of us love you for that. :laughing

Now if only Iron Maiden would return, or silly sold version 2 arrived on the scene.
 
I've had a coupe of really great, stand out dates. Laguna Seca MotoGP with someone that had never been to a motorcycle race. She loved it and is still a Nicky Hayden fan, and Chris Vermeulen (she's Dutch and his name is Dutch, but I think he is from Austrailia). A great time was had by all. Not very romantic, but a very exciting day (Nicky Hayden won that day). Dinner on Cannery Row, visited some friends on the Monterey Peninsula, fuckin' great day.

They don't always have to end and start in the sack, not that it hurts or anything. Some days you just don't want to end. Those are few and far between.
 
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