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What is your idea of a perfect date?

Godsdarling said:
nicely done koi :)
My idea of a perfect date:
Order in Chinese take-out, showering together, Bob Marley playing softly on the stereo, candles lit all around the room, heated oil, slow massages, and a happy ending. See, not so hard to come up with a little romance. :p
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I finally get to type "pics or it didn't happen!". With respect, of course. :Popcorn
 
A day of adventure with a relaxing late afternoon. Nice dinner then everyone goes home. Keeps things respectable, unattached and open.
 
billswim said:
But seriously...for me, selfishly, perfect for would be for me to do absolutely nothing.

In almost every aspect of my life, I am in charge. People look to me to lead, fix things, teach them, provide for them, rescue them and generally solve their problem. For once, it would be great NOT to have to think and or do any of those things. To be completely and totally catered to. Not to have to make one decision, not to be second guessed, not to be asked to do more. Just take care of me. Oh yeah and wear something slutty:p

If that actually happened, I might just die of shock but I'd be willing to risk it.
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Yes, this! I have had some pretty awesome dates...picnics, beautiful hikes, sitting on the banks of the Mississippi River, watching the sunrise. My life is so busy right now and my job is 100% taking care of the needs of others. Just an evening where I don't have to plan anything and can just relax would be perfect. A nice shoulder rub would be heaven.
 
billswim said:
Maybe a blow job that lasts a lot longer than 10 minutes?:twofinger

But seriously...for me, selfishly, perfect for would be for me to do absolutely nothing.

In almost every aspect of my life, I am in charge. People look to me to lead, fix things, teach them, provide for them, rescue them and generally solve their problem. For once, it would be great NOT to have to think and or do any of those things. To be completely and totally catered to. Not to have to make one decision, not to be second guessed, not to be asked to do more. Just take care of me. Oh yeah and wear something slutty:p

If that actually happened, I might just die of shock but I'd be willing to risk it.
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You need a domme :laughing

Horse said:
Perfect date is when the girl you are out with says: "Lets pick up another girl so we can really get this party started."

Perfect date is when sometime during the date, finger gets inserted in butt.

Perfect date always involve great food, drink and sex. Not necessarily in that order.

Perfect dates are easy. Relationships are hard.
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That isn't a date, that is a party. One girl picks you up for a romantic date, what would rock your world?

Abacinator said:
I could easily make the steak last longer than ten minutes :x

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I'm hopelessly NOT romantic. I seriously have no idea at all how to be romantic. It just isn't in my blood. I enjoy good food and good drink and good company but beyond that I'm useless.
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You should shock your mate and do something off the wall romantic, read some romance books if you need ideas :laughing

900ss said:
I finally get to type "pics or it didn't happen!". With respect, of course. :Popcorn
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:laughing voyeurism is your perfect date? :p
 
Godsdarling said:
That isn't a date, that is a party. One girl picks you up for a romantic date, what would rock your world?
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A great date 'IS' a party, in your mouth. ATM even better. Especially with a second girl. :teeth

I don't know how many guys have to tell you this before you believe it is true. Men are simple creatures. We don't need or want any of that romantic crap. We only do the romantic thing to please you ladies.

Great steak, aged scotch, terrific blowjob. Happy man. (two girls, very happy man)

Anything else is 'YOUR' idea of a perfect date, not ours. :party
 
Horse said:
A great date 'IS' a party, in your mouth. ATM even better. Especially with a second girl. :teeth

I don't know how many guys have to tell you this before you believe it is true. Men are simple creatures. We don't need or want any of that romantic crap. We only do the romantic thing to please you ladies.

Great steak, aged scotch, terrific blowjob. Happy man. (two girls, very happy man)

Anything else is 'YOUR' idea of a perfect date, not ours. :party
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:laughing Yall are hopeless! I am not talking about a one night stand. I am talking about a meaningful date with the woman/man you adore! Your date would be over to soon if that is all you have on the menu! :laughing

The single men on this forum are so obvious! :p :laughing Instant, quick gratification is not exactly what I was talking. Would your date want you wanting another, how about a 3rd? How many before you get tired of steak? :p

Jeeze all yall single men need to be trained! :laughing
 
Godsdarling said:
:laughing Yall are hopeless! I am not talking about a one night stand. I am talking about a meaningful date with the woman/man you adore! Your date would be over to soon if that is all you have on the menu! :laughing

The single men on this forum are so obvious! :p :laughing Instant, quick gratification is not exactly what I was talking. Would your date want you wanting another, how about a 3rd? How many before you get tired of steak? :p

Jeeze all yall single men need to be trained! :laughing
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Let's break this down a little bit with the theory of steak and a blowjob being the ultimate romantic date for a guy....

I am talking about a meaningful date with the woman/man you adore! So are we!

Your date would be over to soon if that is all you have on the menu! And that would be bad because? I got shit to do woman.

Would your date want you wanting another, how about a 3rd? Yes

How many before you get tired of steak?Tired of steak? This does not compute, it'd be like being tired of blowjobs.

Jeeze all yall single men need to be trained! Sounds like you could use some training yourself :twofinger....
 
i_am_the_koi said:
Let's break this down a little bit with the theory of steak and a blowjob being the ultimate romantic date for a guy....

I am talking about a meaningful date with the woman/man you adore! So are we!

Your date would be over to soon if that is all you have on the menu! And that would be bad because? I got shit to do woman.

Would your date want you wanting another, how about a 3rd? Yes

How many before you get tired of steak?Tired of steak? This does not compute, it'd be like being tired of blowjobs.

Jeeze all yall single men need to be trained! Sounds like you could use some training yourself :twofinger....
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So says the guy who took his girl walking down to the waterfront to watch sleeping swans :p
 
Godsdarling said:
So says the guy who took his girl walking down to the waterfront to watch sleeping swans :p
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:laughing

Don't be jealous because I can come up with awesome date ideas, I was trying to give her a romantic date, not give myself a romantic date.
 
Godsdarling said:
:laughing Yall are hopeless! I am not talking about a one night stand. I am talking about a meaningful date with the woman/man you adore! Your date would be over to soon if that is all you have on the menu! :laughing

The single men on this forum are so obvious! :p :laughing Instant, quick gratification is not exactly what I was talking. Would your date want you wanting another, how about a 3rd? How many before you get tired of steak? :p

Jeeze all yall single men need to be trained! :laughing
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First of all, I'm not talking about a one night stand. Second, I'm not going to stick my dick in, or go down on someone I don't adore. (It might just be the way the light hits her adorable ass, but there has to be something) Finding a third person to bring into that equation isn't easy. But when done right its very satisfying and fun. For everyone involved. Just the act of the person who adores you trying to find another person to satisfy ALL your needs, is a huge turn on just by itself. Men love to hunt for satisfaction. For a woman to join that hunt, shows she really wants to please her man.

A meaningful date to me, is one that will satisfy my every need/want. If you think that would be over too soon, you have been with the wrong guys. Last time I scored a three way, I wont even say how long it lasted, as many here wouldn't believe it. You should be more worried about being able to walk afterward. Not worried about it being over too soon. :laughing


Last... getting tired of good steak would be like getting tired of good pussy, or a good blowjob. Never going to happen. But you can change it up with good seafood every other date.
 
i_am_the_koi said:
:laughing

Don't be jealous because I can come up with awesome date ideas, I was trying to give her a romantic date, not give myself a romantic date.
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tsk tsk tsk That was not the question, I ask what is your idea of a perfect date and that is what YOU posted, can't change it now :p
Horse said:
First of all, I'm not talking about a one night stand. Second, I'm not going to stick my dick in, or go down on someone I don't adore. (It might just be the way the light hits her adorable ass, but there has to be something) Finding a third person to bring into that equation isn't easy. But when done right its very satisfying and fun. For everyone involved. Just the act of the person who adores you trying to find another person to satisfy ALL your needs, is a huge turn on just by itself. Men love to hunt for satisfaction. For a woman to join that hunt, shows she really wants to please her man.

A meaningful date to me, is one that will satisfy my every need/want. If you think that would be over too soon, you have been with the wrong guys. Last time I scored a three way, I wont even say how long it lasted, as many here wouldn't believe it. You should be more worried about being able to walk afterward. Not worried about it being over too soon. :laughing

Last... getting tired of good steak would be like getting tired of good pussy, or a good blowjob. Never going to happen. But you can change it up with good seafood every other date.
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:laughing So noted, sea food and steak. :laughing But I am really just jerking your chain, didn't mean to imply you didn't care about your dates in a meaningful way. I apologize :) I hope you have many more perfect dates in your future :)



Married men/women are yall on the same page with these cowboys? :laughing
 
it's already not a perfect date for me if i have to think about what to do.

so I guess the perfect date is that I get planned for, catered to, agreed with, chauffered, fed and liquored up well, and entertained. easy conversation. effortless good times.
 
Sharky said:
I'm married, and my wife doesn't allow me to date. How unfair is that?
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Totally, here you are being the nice husband and letting her go out and date and she won't do the same?

How rude :x








BTW, tell her I said helloooOOOooo :twofinger
 
If you're trying to figure out the "best date of his life" with yo man, why not just take note of what he does when he's alone or with his buddies, and then add some good food (if that's not already involved), a massage, and end it with you in something skimpy and in the mood? Unless your dude rides a scooter and has a small dog with him at all times (and in that case, you have bigger issues), you're gonna be fairly safe with this one.
 
Godsdarling said:
Married men are yall on the same page with these cowboys? :laughing
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Yes.

Any night away from the mother in law is fairly perfect.

Here is how to tell your date went well. At the end of the night the dude is full of steak, and the chick might have a little something on their chin or perhaps feel the need to gargle...
 
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