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black metal fans are way too dorky to be considered hipster..
Real hipsters are dorks

black metal fans are way too dorky to be considered hipster..

Real hipsters are dorks![]()
i think i ran over a hipster yesterday passing through polk late at night...anyways, didn't stop because there was no damage to my bike so i didn't have to kick his ass for it
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Seems a hipster is someone who has had a label foisted upon them by a bunch of internet jockeys based purely on their style of dress/choice of mode of transportation/facial hair or lack thereof/beer selection.
Meh, Barf. Do y'all have labels for yourselves? Do you like to think yourself superior to those you define as hipsters?![]()
...I like black metal because it's awesome, but also really stupid. But also awesome....

Why so serious?
Because he just found the right pair of skinny slacks at thrift store and your ignorant tirade is really getting Siri down and taking up too much processing speed on his latest I phone 6.2.1.c.x.l.s. Until he get's the next latest model next week he's just going to have to ignore your as he swerves through traffic on his fixie with his oversized headphones and fedora with Miles Davis cranked up to The house of Kale down the street because it makes him feel more cultured.
Great rant but Momo is named Jeanette so.....
BTW, there are no frat boys, or Valley Girls, or any other appellation created as consensual observation. We just made it up here on BARF because we are freakin' geniuses.
Why so serious?

Because he just found the right pair of skinny slacks at thrift store and your ignorant tirade is really getting Siri down and taking up too much processing speed on his latest I phone 6.2.1.c.x.l.s. Until he get's the next latest model next week he's just going to have to ignore your as he swerves through traffic on his fixie with his oversized headphones and fedora with Miles Davis cranked up to The house of Kale down the street because it makes him feel more cultured.
Because he just found the right pair of skinny slacks at thrift store and your ignorant tirade is really getting Siri down and taking up too much processing speed on his latest I phone 6.2.1.c.x.l.s. Until he get's the next latest model next week he's just going to have to ignore your as he swerves through traffic on his fixie with his oversized headphones and fedora with Miles Davis cranked up to The house of Kale down the street because it makes him feel more cultured.