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WOW..... Born in the 50's or 60's

Yeah. . . . perspective is everything.

Alvin Toffler taught me that 'people don't change, technology changes but people never do'.

Frankly, it would be wonderful to me to have to explain foreign concepts like unjust wars, xenophobia and racial hatred to upcoming generations.
 
Y'all get off my lawn. I escaped being the Silent Generation by four months, lol. WWII was still going on when I was conceived.

Damn kids.


ST Guy said:
That’s why I keep a few back scratchers around the house. The one on my bedstand is used nightly as I’m going to bed. Nothin like a good scratching before heading off to dream land.
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This. I have a bedroom back scratcher, a kitchen back scratcher, and a shower loofa sponge on a stick, to reach my back.
 
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"This. I have a bedroom back scratcher, a kitchen back scratcher, and a shower loofa sponge on a stick, to reach my back."

Have a friend that went with a back scratcher that moves with him from room to room.

It was quite a hassle to get her through customs. ;)
 
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I used to be able to reach my ass in the shower with just a wash cloth in one hand. Now I have to soap it up, grab one corner, and flick it into my crotch from the rear and catch the opposite corner in the front of my body with my other hand. Then, holding on to both ends, a sawing motion, back and forth, gets the job done.

Some day I may need a loofa on a stick.
 
Butt floss! It's a good technique as long as you don't accidentally smack your nuts. You can also get a saw horse, staple some carpet on it and lather it up, then just grind the hell out of it. Or, so I've heard..
 
lizard said:
How to drive a stick
How to wrench on a car/sprotbile
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Don't tell this to my 21 year old kid who is currently doing a motor swap in his 2007 Mustang GT (5 speed) :eyeroll
 
Good for him Mike :thumbup

My Grandaughter was the woMAN in her autoclass in highschool. She did a full motor on the Teach's old Jaquar with the teacher guiding her effort.

I told her to go into engineering and continue with the Auto stuff and go work for an Indy Team...!!

She chose Anthropology instead. :rant :p
 
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byke said:
Butt floss! It's a good technique as long as you don't accidentally smack your nuts. You can also get a saw horse, staple some carpet on it and lather it up, then just grind the hell out of it. Or, so I've heard..
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How do I delete this post?
 
It's not my fault you had to visualize it. I'm not the one putting the mike meyers/austin powers scottish accented "ohhhh yeah" voice in your head while picturing the sawhorse shag carpet grinding. You can't blame me for any of this.
 
ST Guy said:
I used to be able to reach my ass in the shower with just a wash cloth in one hand. Now I have to soap it up, grab one corner, and flick it into my crotch from the rear and catch the opposite corner in the front of my body with my other hand. Then, holding on to both ends, a sawing motion, back and forth, gets the job done.

Some day I may need a loofa on a stick.
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On behalf on anyone who lives with ST or visits, let’s all pitch in and get him some monogrammed washcloths so there is ZERO chance anyone else has the misfortune to….oh, never mind.

Supposedly maneuvers like this are why bar soap is going out of style for dispenser liquid, which I happen to hate.
 
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