Why is the BMW S1000r the greatest bike ever?

[Pa2ad0x]

The S1000R is so awesome that Massimo Tamburini based the 916 and its looks off of it.




Kind of...

 

[Stormdragon]

That's it. The honeymoon is over. Even the powah of the S1000 cannot overcome the warped needs of the Stretched Swingarm Gang.






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[weak_link]

That's it. The honeymoon is over. Even the powah of the S1000 cannot overcome the warped needs of the Stretched Swingarm Gang.






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Sad day for S1000RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrr's everywhere.

 

[Burning1]

Everyone knew it was going to happen... Stretched and slap. Make peace with it.

 

[Archimedes]

That's it. The honeymoon is over. Even the powah of the S1000 cannot overcome the warped needs of the Stretched Swingarm Gang.






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No, no, that's a spy shot of the 2012 S1000RR with wheelie control Version 2.

 

[sliverstorm]

The term "Shock & Awe" was stolen from S1000R's marketing plan.

'Blitzkrieg' was actually modeled after the god prophesied to arrive in 2010 - which is now know as the s1000rr.

2012 will be the end of the world - because time and space will collapse when BMW engineers try to design a better machine.

The s1000rr is God's way of apologizing for Justin Bieber.

 

[Feanor]

The S1000r is the best bike ever because its not next year yet. BMW has just added another bike to watch as the accolades jump from one marque to the other year after year.

I think Hyosung is making a liter L4 next year.

 

[motoproponent]

It doesn't matter what color the S1000R is, when it moves......




.....it goes to plaid

 

[Triple Threat]

When in Rome, the Roman's do as the S1000RR does.

 

[Lovedoc]

When in Rome, the Roman's do as the S1000RR does.

Try n keep up. The ZX10R makes bread, churns butter, and gives you the French Toast this year.

 

[Feanor]

The S1000RR is so good, its multiple vent cutouts in the side fairing look only slightly like a 1978 Gremlin rear quarter panel!!!

 

[Var]

Ahh...I remember the glory days of the S1000RR. I wonder if anyone still rides that antiquated pile. I can see them now, in a mass grave in Death Valley, right next to decommissioned bombers from past wars.
/sigh

 

[Triple Threat]

I thought teh Children were already back in school.

 

[Triple Threat]

The Dos Equis guy rides a S1000RR.

 

[Brown81]

The Dos Equis guy rides a S1000RR.

He would if he didn't already know he can kick everyones ass with a Ninja 250.

 

[Razel]

He would if he didn't already know he can kick everyones ass with a Ninja 250.

Gary's the Dos XX guy???

 

[Triple Threat]

He would if he didn't already know he can kick everyones ass with a Ninja 250.

You know, I'm going to agree with you on this one.

The S100RR is so bad ass, the Dos Equis guy rides a Ninja instead.

 

[Banjoboy]

It's a pos that can't win a race!

 

[Triple Threat]

It was to busy over throwing Tripoli and is now a world treasure in 9 Countries!

Don't hate the bike, hate the rider.

 

[OmegaAbyss]

S1000r is so rad it it will get your G.F. pregnant. and then abort the babby.

S1000r is so rad, you wont even know its "just the tip".