- Joined
- Jun 19, 2002
- Location
- Walnut Creek
- Moto(s)
- Monica Sweetheart!!!!
- Name
- Berto
- BARF perks
- Barf Racer
Berto has that too...
Tikka Massala...
Berto has that too...
Tossa Ma salad...

Been there don that...once. No other Lady even came close...Gorgeous, petite little Mexican woman...Nona...(sigh) Her Daddy hated Sailors.Some girls are just terrible...but one made up for it all with what she had downstairs. It was like an internal jerkoff factory in there! And man...her internal thermostat was PERFECT!
Hahahahaha!
So you know Ms Kegel.You know![]()

That is an awesome pic in at least two different ways!Seems relevant.
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I was trying to figure out why this thread was at 19 pages. Reading the last two have been educational.![]()
You need to reset your user cp! ;laughing
Here's my tinder story:
My friend told me to try it out. I have a flip phone.
The end.
Here's my tinder story:
My friend told me to try it out. I have a flip phone.
The end.
I'm offended by your use of "flip". Very derogatory.

Even your phone doesn't want you to get laid.

Sorry, I meant "oriental"
I wouldn't be throwing stones considering how thirsty you have been over a certain lady rider...![]()
...huh?
Even your phone doesn't want you to get laid.
Hahahaha!
Rob, you've been holding out...NEW THREAD!
