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A Tinder Story...

Dubbington said:
I'm an Irish lightweight and my fathers ashamed :laughing

A porter and a stout, one was like 8% and other 5%.
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That is embarrassing, my friend. It's almost grounds for turning in your man card. At the very least, the council of men need to audit you.
 
^^ Never got into drinking. Saw far too many relatives and dad drunk at parties growing up. Aunt was also in AA. So I chose not to drink until after 21 and very lightly. I sold my dad's booze in highschool to buddies on the football team instead.

As for bay area girls....my experience is tri-valley east bay, San Ramon, Danville, Alamo mainly. Then Oakland and neighboring areas as that's where lots have moved too. They were raised having at least 1 parent making easily $100+k a year sometimes both parents making serious dough and just assume thats how things are. My theory of course.
 
Dubbington said:
^^ Never got into drinking. Saw far too many relatives and dad drunk at parties growing up. Aunt was also in AA. So I chose not to drink until after 21 and very lightly. I sold my dad's booze in highschool to buddies on the football team instead.
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I didn't drink until I was 24 for similar reasons. But you have to realize their lives are not your life. If you refused to partake in some aspect of life because somebody in your family or somebody you know fucked their life up because of [insert vice here], you'd be living in a shielded box never really living life.

So go visit Thailand and try some ladyboys.
 
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Kurosaki said:
I didn't drink until I was 24 for similar reasons. But you have to realize their lives are not your life. If you refused to partake in some aspect of life because somebody in your family or somebody you know fucked their life up because of [insert vice here], you'd be living in a shielded box never really living life.

So go visit Thailand and try some ladyboys.
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Well Rick James, my father died from cirrhosis. Both my wife's parents died from cirrhosis. Many of my friends have died from cirrhosis, related to alcoholism and drug alcoholism use, more than any other reason. Excuse me if i learn from others mistakes. Have you ever watched someone wither away and die from liver failure, going from a robust, strong and vibrant person, to a 120 lb shell, in a matter of a couple of weeks to a month, is devastating.

I have had substance issues, and it's better if I stay far away from everything. I don't see giving Dubbs shit, because he doesn't partake, or limits his intake, I can completely understand his point of view. I've got people real close to me killing themselves with alcohol, right at this very moment.
 
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corndog67 said:
Well Rick James, my father died from cirrhosis. Both my wife's parents died from cirrhosis. Many of my friends have died from cirrhosis, related to alcoholism and drug alcoholism use, more than any other reason. Excuse me if i learn from others mistakes. Have you ever watched someone wither away and die from liver failure? Going from romaine recommend alcoholism use robust, strong and vibrant person, to a 120 lb shell, in a matter of a couple of weeks to a month, is devastating.
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I think his point was that just because someone in your family is an alcoholic, it doesn't mean you have to abstain from drinking to not be an alcoholic. I have plenty of recovering and current alcoholics in my family, but have never had substance abuse issues myself and I've tried and enjoyed plenty of substances.
 
corndog67 said:
Well Rick James, my father died from cirrhosis. Both my wife's parents died from cirrhosis. Many of my friends have died from cirrhosis, related to alcoholism and drug alcoholism use, more than any other reason. Excuse me if i learn from others mistakes. Have you ever watched someone wither away and die from liver failure? Going from romaine recommend alcoholism use robust, strong and vibrant person, to a 120 lb shell, in a matter of a couple of weeks to a month, is devastating.
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RightCoastBias said:
I think his point was that just because someone in your family is an alcoholic, it doesn't mean you have to abstain from drinking to not be an alcoholic. I have plenty of recovering and current alcoholics in my family, but have never had substance abuse issues myself and I've tried and enjoyed plenty of substances.
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Thank you. No more words needed on my behalf.
 
Dubbington said:
My experience, most born and raised Bay Area women/girls have full fledge diagnosis of MVP....Most Valuable Pussy. They feel what they have no other girl has.

Its refreshing when I come across girls not from around here. They're honest, funny, playful, and don't keep the forbidden fruit locked up like Fort Knox.

Had a 1st meeting last night, after 2 beers and 3 hours of talking, I was Buzzed Lightyear, walked her to her car and had a serious middle school make out session. Stopped, pulled back, wished her a safe drive home and watched her quiver in desire. Got a before bed and good morning text. Looks promising. Has tattoos too :drool
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Try explaining that they don't all feel the same inside and that Heroin pussy might be a mediocre looking girl that you just can't leave alone cause that thing feels like your dick just snorted the fattest line of blow ever, when you're in there. Actually, it feels like there's a bunch of muscles and movements that other girls just don't have.

Then watch their brain go through the process of figuring out if THEY have that type of pussy. Experience a conversation that they've never had, never thought about nor even knew existed. wait for the only question that matters from them: how do you know if you've got one?....
 
Holeshot said:
Try explaining that they don't all feel the same inside and that Heroin pussy might be a mediocre looking girl that you just can't leave alone cause that thing feels like your dick just snorted the fattest line of blow ever, when you're in there. Actually, it feels like there's a bunch of muscles and movements that other girls just don't have.

Then watch their brain go through the process of figuring out if THEY have that type of pussy. Experience a conversation that they've never had, never thought about nor even knew existed. wait for the only question that matters from them: how do you know if you've got one?....
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Don't forget to mention the voodoo anus.

It could work.
 
Holeshot said:
Try explaining that they don't all feel the same inside and that Heroin pussy might be a mediocre looking girl that you just can't leave alone cause that thing feels like your dick just snorted the fattest line of blow ever, when you're in there. Actually, it feels like there's a bunch of muscles and movements that other girls just don't have.

Then watch their brain go through the process of figuring out if THEY have that type of pussy. Experience a conversation that they've never had, never thought about nor even knew existed. wait for the only question that matters from them: how do you know if you've got one?....
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If I asked my wife that, or made a statement about heroin pussy and all that, it would probably piss her off, real bad, and she'd ask if I thought of her like that, and where I learned of that..........and I'd probably be shit out of luck, forever, just me and my right hand from now on......

And she would want to know who told me about it, and I'd have to rat you out.
 
Holeshot said:
Try explaining that they don't all feel the same inside and that Heroin pussy might be a mediocre looking girl that you just can't leave alone cause that thing feels like your dick just snorted the fattest line of blow ever, when you're in there. Actually, it feels like there's a bunch of muscles and movements that other girls just don't have.

Then watch their brain go through the process of figuring out if THEY have that type of pussy. Experience a conversation that they've never had, never thought about nor even knew existed. wait for the only question that matters from them: how do you know if you've got one?....
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This thread was about to derail. Thank you for putting it back on course. 👍🍻
 
Holeshot said:
Try explaining that they don't all feel the same inside and that Heroin pussy might be a mediocre looking girl that you just can't leave alone cause that thing feels like your dick just snorted the fattest line of blow ever, when you're in there. Actually, it feels like there's a bunch of muscles and movements that other girls just don't have.

Then watch their brain go through the process of figuring out if THEY have that type of pussy. Experience a conversation that they've never had, never thought about nor even knew existed. wait for the only question that matters from them: how do you know if you've got one?....
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You know ;)
 
corndog67 said:
If I asked my wife that, or made a statement about heroin pussy and all that, it would probably piss her off, real bad, and she'd ask if I thought of her like that, and where I learned of that..........and I'd probably be shit out of luck, forever, just me and my right hand from now on......

And she would want to know who told me about it, and I'd have to rat you out.
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yeah, you NEVER want to get into that conversation with the current one...in fact, it's really not a great idea to get into it with anyone you have already sexed up. But it's great watching some girls try to internalize how it's not always about how they look, the noises they make, the way they move, how freaky they are...but something they have no control over; how they feel inside. It's the exact same as the bare and bold dick...out for display and we all know what a dude's got. Women get to hide that...

rebekahlynn said:
You know ;)
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Haha! You're the dealer!

NorCalAthlete said:
:rofl :rofl :rofl

So true. Queue the "fucks like a porn star in heat/fucks like a tranquilized mattress" meme.
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Some girls are just terrible...but one made up for it all with what she had downstairs. It was like an internal jerkoff factory in there! And man...her internal thermostat was PERFECT!

MrIncredible said:
The deadblow hammer was invented by my ex. :|
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Hahahahaha!
 
Holeshot said:
Some girls are just terrible...but one made up for it all with what she had downstairs. It was like an internal jerkoff factory in there! And man...her internal thermostat was PERFECT!
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Jesus :rofl
 
Holeshot said:
Some girls are just terrible...but one made up for it all with what she had downstairs. It was like an internal jerkoff factory in there! And man...her internal thermostat was PERFECT!
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Seems relevant.

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