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A Tinder Story...

NorCalAthlete said:
Gotta admit there's a fair amount of truth in what RightCoastBias said as far as "With the "good ones" that have turned into long term relationships or even great ones that were shorter, the feelings didn't flounder after an orgasm."

Of course, sometimes that can be achieved simply by masturbating rather than sleeping with the person, but sexual compatibility IS important to any relationship.

Here, let's put it into a different perspective a bit - what if you were dating someone who was pretty awesome, certainly above average, but you found out the only way she could get off or would even agree to sex is as an anime furry? Or enjoyed scat play? Or...etc. Sure, the majority aren't going to be anywhere near that, but there's other pet peeves. Finding out someone flat out refuses to give head is generally a deal breaker. It's like driving a car that doesn't turn left. Sure, you could make do by just always making 3 right turns, but why would you?
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Good points Pete. It gets even more uncontrollable on the opposite parties part sometimes. When I lived in Florida, my GF was the fitness manager of our gym and super good catch. Great looking, adventurous, active, excellent shape...but there was one problem; her pussy just didn't feel good. Mind you, this girl was in excellent muscular shape, but for some reason, the sex was terrible. I tried everything, but eventually realized things weren't gonna work. There's been plenty of average pussies in my life a several amazing ones. It comes down to the sex organ many times...and it's like a fucking drug. There IS a such thing as Heroine pussy...and once you've had it, it's hard to NOT have it.
 
Holeshot said:
Good points Pete. It gets even more uncontrollable on the opposite parties part sometimes. When I lived in Florida, my GF was the fitness manager of our gym and super good catch. Great looking, adventurous, active, excellent shape...but there was one problem; her pussy just didn't feel good. Mind you, this girl was in excellent muscular shape, but for some reason, the sex was terrible. I tried everything, but eventually realized things weren't gonna work. There's been plenty of average pussies in my life a several amazing ones. It comes down to the sex organ many times...and it's like a fucking drug. There IS a such thing as Heroine pussy...and once you've had it, it's hard to NOT have it.
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Best to get married then find out. Or waste months and no end of cash dating.

Fuck a bag of that.

It's right up there with one of you wanting kids and the other not-you're not compromising there-best just to get it out in the open, in multiple ways.

Besides-it's a good chance to check for track marks, self mutilation scars, prison tats etc.

Honestly more first dates should start with sex, then move on to dinner.
 
Heroin pussy.

Cars that won't turn left.

Fuck, I love you guys. I couldn't even think up this stuff if I had to with a gun pointed at my head.

And I know what you mean about a snizz that just isn't very good feeling, like there is a hard spot where it should be all soft and fluffy......
 
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corndog67 said:
Heroin pussy.

Cars that won't turn left.

Fuck, I love you guys. I couldn't even think up this stuff if I had to with a gun pointed at my head.

And I know what you mean about a snizz that just isn't very good feeling, like there is a hard spot where it should be all soft and fluffy......
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:rofl:rofl:rofl
 
Omg. These dating threads always deliver.
 
NorCalAthlete said:
Heh, it's called docking...you got fooled.
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Goddamnit, this isn't fucking Thailand.

I meant a snizzz, a true snizz, not a converted one, that just isn't completely silky smooth inside, at least, once you get past that used part.........

and no, I'm not talking about scabs. That's whole (hole) 'nother story.
 
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Holeshot said:
When I lived in Florida, my GF was the fitness manager of our gym and super good catch. Great looking, adventurous, active, excellent shape...but there was one problem; her pussy just didn't feel good. Mind you, this girl was in excellent muscular shape, but for some reason, the sex was terrible. I tried everything, but eventually realized things weren't gonna work.
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I had a little GF once. She was a foot shorter than me. The angle/placement of her parts, didn't work with my parts. It was a short lived relationship.
 
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bruceflinch said:
I had a little GF once. She was a foot shorter than me. The angle/placement of her parts, didn't work with my parts. It was a short lived relationship.
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I lived with a 4-11 woman for about 11 years. I'm 5-11. It worked out very well. No, she wasn't a midget, not that I have anything against midgets (well, actually, i can 't stand 'em, with those little sausage fingers and all), she was proportional, and about 90 lbs. We just didn't get it on standing up.

Last time I saw her, she was about 250 and could barely walk.
 
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My experience, most born and raised Bay Area women/girls have full fledge diagnosis of MVP....Most Valuable Pussy. They feel what they have no other girl has.

Its refreshing when I come across girls not from around here. They're honest, funny, playful, and don't keep the forbidden fruit locked up like Fort Knox.

Had a 1st meeting last night, after 2 beers and 3 hours of talking, I was Buzzed Lightyear, walked her to her car and had a serious middle school make out session. Stopped, pulled back, wished her a safe drive home and watched her quiver in desire. Got a before bed and good morning text. Looks promising. Has tattoos too :drool
 
Dubbington said:
My experience, most born and raised Bay Area women/girls have full fledge diagnosis of MVP....Most Valuable Pussy. They feel what they have no other girl has.

Its refreshing when I come across girls not from around here. They're honest, funny, playful, and don't keep the forbidden fruit locked up like Fort Knox.

Had a 1st meeting last night, after 2 beers and 3 hours of talking, I was Buzzed Lightyear, walked her to her car and had a serious middle school make out session. Stopped, pulled back, wished her a safe drive home and watched her quiver in desire. Got a before bed and good morning text. Looks promising. Has tattoos too :drool
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Interesting. I've not experienced that in the bay, native or otherwise. In fact, I think Bay Area girls are easy.
 
Dubbington said:
My experience, most born and raised Bay Area women/girls have full fledge diagnosis of MVP....Most Valuable Pussy. They feel what they have no other girl has.

Its refreshing when I come across girls not from around here. They're honest, funny, playful, and don't keep the forbidden fruit locked up like Fort Knox.

Had a 1st meeting last night, after 2 beers and 3 hours of talking, I was Buzzed Lightyear, walked her to her car and had a serious middle school make out session. Stopped, pulled back, wished her a safe drive home and watched her quiver in desire. Got a before bed and good morning text. Looks promising. Has tattoos too :drool
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Congratulations Dubbs, best of luck in closing the deal.

I've found that what you say about CA/Bay Area chicks, holds water. I did a road trip about 15 years ago, across the US. And met so many absolutely friendly women, I couldn't believe it, it was like I washed off the stink or something. Especially Georgia. I went out with more women, in 6 months, than I had in my entire life. Really. A woman I met in Michigan, started hanging with me (she was also 4-11, just tiny), was surprised when I didn't beat on her, and totally melted when I bought her a dozen roses for her birthday, as nobody had ever bought her any flowers before in her life. The not beating them thing popped up several times too. Many of them seemed to accept it as a part of their lives, and commented on it that I didn't hit, yell at, threaten or do anything else like that. I couldn't believe it.
 
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RightCoastBias said:
Interesting. I've not experienced that in the bay, native or otherwise. In fact, I think Bay Area girls are easy.
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Yeah, seriously. I mean San Francisco is kind of renowned for being a, "Sex Friendly," environment. Maybe if you're hanging out with Church Girls or some shit? It makes sense that in a region with such a relaxed taboo structure and faithless population that the ones who make it through to be Church chicks would be super up tight. I once dated a lady that seemed kind of old fashion and locked up at the knees. To tell you the truth, it was really refreshing, but on the third date, when I thought some more sparks were going to fly off the good chemistry we had been having she went FULL TEBOW on me. Like, weekly revivals style born again, which neither I, nor her friends we had in common knew anything about, but was apparently her recent lifestyle that stuck.

Easily had to be the most awkward Dinner Date Conversation for me, ever.
 
Dubbington said:
My experience, most born and raised Bay Area women/girls have full fledge diagnosis of MVP....Most Valuable Pussy. They feel what they have no other girl has.

Its refreshing when I come across girls not from around here. They're honest, funny, playful, and don't keep the forbidden fruit locked up like Fort Knox.

Had a 1st meeting last night, after 2 beers and 3 hours of talking, I was Buzzed Lightyear, walked her to her car and had a serious middle school make out session. Stopped, pulled back, wished her a safe drive home and watched her quiver in desire. Got a before bed and good morning text. Looks promising. Has tattoos too :drool
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You fucking Featherweight motherfucker. Come on, Dubbs!!
 
Holy crap, two whopping beers in three hours? :wtf

Two Belgian-style 750's at at least 9% ABV, I could see, but two regaler-ass beers, no frickin' way. :laughing
 
aminalmutha said:
Holy crap, two whopping beers in three hours? :wtf

Two Belgian-style 750's at at least 9% ABV, I could see, but two regaler-ass beers, no frickin' way. :laughing
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I'm an Irish lightweight and my fathers ashamed :laughing

A porter and a stout, one was like 8% and other 5%.
 
Dubbington said:
I'm an Irish lightweight and my fathers ashamed :laughing

A porter and a stout, one was like 8% and other 5%.
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Do you have liver cancer or something going on? Are you part asian? Have you asked your mother about her affair?

This thread seems to support my general outlook. I'm not a fan of most bay area women.
 
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