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A Tinder Story...

well if you put it that way...

Brokenlink said:
I actually am home sick today so I was able to read the whole thing. I'll try not to be harsh.

In short, this story was completely disappointing. I started reading it and was excited, then quickly got disappointed at the sheer length of the story. I then got to the part where she wouldn't let you past the foreplay I thought "Chick's a dude". This made the story a bit more interesting. I kept waiting for you to naively uncover the cock and your response to it. But even in that the story disappointed. It then devolved into a sad and disappointing evening where you did every cliche stupid thing you could have done to chase her away. At least you didn't ask her to marry you. Oh wait, you even disappointed there.

SEVERAL NOTES:

1. Dude she went to visit was her boyfriend/ex. Recently got out of LT relationship and visiting some dude for three days followed by him proposing? Come on.

2. She was offended at the "He says you were a 4" comment. No matter what, this makes her think that you commented about her looks.

3. The Bruno Mars thing? WTF were you and your boss thinking? Could you imagine being in a limo with some chick and her friends, and they turn on that same song and all look at you and giggle while she says to you "I wish you'd sing this to meeeeeee".

Holy Fuck man.
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Stories like this remind me why it's nice to be married... no longer have to deal with bullshit like that.

Then again, I kinda miss the game.
 
I can't believe I read that whole thing. Must be a slow day at the shop.

Yeah dude, should've closed before bringing her in front of your work peeps. No meeting parents, friends, or any other people that are major portions of your life unless you want to send a message that you're ready for the whole relationship thing. Not sure if tinder is the venue to find people looking for much past casual.

Total dubby move. Do better next time because this case is closed. Cease all contact with "Nikki" and post her picture already so everyone's curiosity can be satisfied with the customary "Is she...." thing.
 
TheRobSJ said:
Total dubby move. Do better next time because this case is closed. Cease all contact with "Nikki" and post her picture already so everyone's curiosity can be satisfied with the customary "Is she...." thing.
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I actually triple-checked OP's screen name because I was sure it was Dubbs.
 
Britny said:
Tinder sucks. Dating sucks. I've only met a few people IRL offline, and it's usually an amalgamation of creepy, awkward, and boring.
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I've found that everyone assumes the worst and when I do meet people from online now, they become attached once they find out you're normal.

I think the longer someone uses online dating without having a relationship they become exponentially more 'red-flaggy.' Somehow I stupidly still go on these dates which are somewhat fun but 9/10 times I just could give two shits if I ever see them again because there really is never any major connection.
 
interesting read

IMO, telling her that was the song u would have sung was totally the nail in the coffin.

the rest sounded fun even if u didnt close.
 
Haha. If you are getting a bunch of matches OP, just move on. Sounds like timing wasn't good for her, AND to be honest, it sounds like you were too anxious. You texted her a lot, some of them made me cringe, and some of the flirting was a little....:barf.

Anyway was a fun read.

Edit: If you really did like her, give it at least a few weeks and send her a message. Non-committal, just "Hi, how are you? If you want to grab a quick drink sometime, let me know. Would be fun to catch up a bit." Something like that....
 
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mean dad said:
:laughing :love
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(check's in the mail. Thank ya verra much. I'll be here all week.)

Srsly, I can't read big long Internet posts. It's like Antabuse for the cranium. What little I saw was way too personal.... And my brain is still scarred from the Edelman post on th' other thread. Everything I ever knew about Tinder began today.
 
I was certain this was going to end up with her having a giant cock.
 
Brokenlink said:
In short, this story was completely disappointing. I started reading it and was excited, then quickly got disappointed at the sheer length of the story. I then got to the part where she wouldn't let you past the foreplay I thought "Chick's a dude". This made the story a bit more interesting. I kept waiting for you to naively uncover the cock and your response to it. But even in that the story disappointed. It then devolved into a sad and disappointing evening where you did every cliche stupid thing you could have done to chase her away.
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That crossed my mind. But Women are more fickle & just as dishonest as men when it comes to dating. What works for one, doesn't work for another. I play it to the feeling in the moment. You win some & lose more often than not. :laughing

Britny said:
Tinder sucks. Dating sucks. I've only met a few people IRL offline, and it's usually an amalgamation of creepy, awkward, and boring.
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You trying to meet people at Funerals, Gym locker room & the Unemployment Office? :laughing
Dating is good when it's good & sucks when it sucks. I seem to have nice dates, even if they don't conclude like I want them too. :wtf

jdhu said:
Haha. If you are getting a bunch of matches OP, just move on. Sounds like timing wasn't good for her, AND to be honest, it sounds like you were too anxious. You texted her a lot, some of them made me cringe, and some of the flirting was a little....:barf.

Anyway was a fun read.

Edit: If you really did like her, give it at least a few weeks and send her a message. Non-committal, just "Hi, how are you? If you want to grab a quick drink sometime, let me know. Would be fun to catch up a bit." Something like that....
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:thumbup
 
Britny said:
Tinder sucks. Dating sucks. I've only met a few people IRL offline, and it's usually an amalgamation of creepy, awkward, and boring.
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I have never done online dating. Everybody talks about it, so I have created an account on one thing to see what it looked like and it seemed exceptionally weird to me, but I am old fashioned. I think the best way to meet people for sex or other stuff is to have a lot of casual friends in a lot of different scenes and show up to social gatherings. You meet a ton of people and shit just happens naturally if you have any game. One kind of strange thing I HAVE noticed in recent years though is chicks sometimes get weirded out by their inability to estalk me before a date or check me out online.

My commitment to remaining anonymous on the web makes me more and more abnormal every year.
 
Good grief. Skimmed as fast as I could and still TL. Sorta read.


Should be titled: A Tale of Blueballs or Adventures With a Married Woman
 
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Rob,

I consider you a friend and I will tell it like it is.

1. You're into her WAAAAY more than she was into you. You move fast bro, and not in a hit it and quit it kind of way. You were investing feelings to it.

2. The fact that you remember so many details from months ago means you were over analyzing everything as this was going off. That's a huge turn off for girls.

That said, you're a good guy, and I hope you find what you're looking for!
 
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