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A very embarrassing moment in my life this morning..

Reli said:
Good story, except this part I don't get. How can it be painful unless you were constipated? Did you eat nothing but hot peppers last night?
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clearly you should not be asking this question, because you DO NOT know! ever tried holding one in while it is tryin to escape? they can be quite insistent with their intent to escape, to the point where you are phyiscally sweating from having yourself clenched so hard. and by sweating, i don't mean brow sweat:teeth

yes, i have had this same thing happen and worse:(

funniest story all day:rofl:rofl:rofl
 
wait...it wasn't embarrassing until you shared it:rofl
 
Great thread OP!!!










i had fude poiseing while driving to my Sisters in Stockton. I used to go camping a LOT, So, I had a roll of paper towels in my 4-Runner. I pulled over at 6:00AM and took a big dump on the side of hwy 5.
 
corndog67 said:
You carry spare underwear? Who carries spare underwear? If I have to, I go commando, but that's about it.
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OK, here's my story and I can tell it because it's not about me. Was on the moto on the coast and stopped to walk to the ocean. Got back and an Asian guy just beat me to the porta-potty. No problem, but then he goes in with his buddy (there were 4 young asians that pulled up in a pickup). They're taking forever and when they come out the other two take turns going in. They even had their own TP, from a four-pack clearly visible in the truck window. This whole group shit took maybe 10-15 min and all the while I'm thinking 'WTF!, have these guys all been holding it while rolling down hwy1?' and who in hell has their TP on display for the world to see. Have some pride man!
 
bluesjr said:
OK, here's my story and I can tell it because it's not about me. Was on the moto on the coast and stopped to walk to the ocean. Got back and an Asian guy just beat me to the porta-potty. No problem, but then he goes in with his buddy (there were 4 young asians that pulled up in a pickup). They're taking forever and when they come out the other two take turns going in. They even had their own TP, from a four-pack clearly visible in the truck window. This whole group shit took maybe 10-15 min and all the while I'm thinking 'WTF!, have these guys all been holding it while rolling down hwy1?' and who in hell has their TP on display for the world to see. Have some pride man!
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:wtf

2 dudes going in to a porta-potty? Yea, the only shit involved there was being packed, not pooped...
 
Two guys in a porta-potty means porta-potty gets pushed over.

As far as the op's problem, they already have a solution. You'll be wearing them eventually, might as well get familiar and have some on hand.

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Still remember this from 1989.

Santa Cruz lighthouse area at a beach parking lot, surfer dude runs over to the huge log that's on it's side acting as a barrier. In one motion he unzips his wetsuit, turns, puts his ass over the log, drops one, gets back up, pulls up the wet suit, zips up, grabs his board and he's off. Five seconds at most.
 
i used to work in a corner store.1 night i was starving.The store sold the premade sandwiches there was a tuna salad one left in the fridge.

Grab the sandwich and a bottle of sobe,down the sandwich everything is good,about 2 hours later i start to hurt.I let a fart rip and shit my trousers,I had to close the store and go home,i was so sick got home took a shower and threw the trousers out.wake up next morning on the dogs bed covered in throwup and i had shit another pair of trousers.never had another tuna salad sandwich again:laughing
 
-A rock along Mosquito Ridge Road
-A roof in hayward
-A roof in milpitas
-But the most satisfying of all.... My exes bathroom at her "new" place :D
Best things in life are free.
 

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I remember having to go outside and it was a nasty one. A little while later, my dog comes over and gives me a kiss and I get a whiff of something that's familiar, but I can't place it- for about a couple of seconds.
 
Oh man, i know the feeling. I was walking to high school when my stomach started to boil something furious. I turned to go back home, but i was still about a half mile away and I knew I wouldnt make it. On the way home I stopped at the creek by the park, found a tunnel and released the fury. The only thing I had to wipe with was my algebra homework. True story.
 
you should have shit on that honda accord taking up 2 spaces......
 
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