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ORLY? I thought you actually needed the GPS for that. Shift click you say? Trying that shit tonight when I head up north to Stary.

gps shows you where you physically are. shift clicking on the map drops a waypoint, using that it sort of acts as a gps
 
gps shows you where you physically are. shift clicking on the map drops a waypoint, using that it sort of acts as a gps

Wow nice, I never actually used that before, thats a huge help.

I saw Rosco P Coltrane in the server earlier but not in comms, I was running around with an extra rifle, we should have hooked up! Get that Mumble working!
 
Yeah I see you're on the player list in there. Don't have a mic and haven't tried hookin up my old turtle beachs to see if that works yet.

Tried typing, but got no response. Is it "group channel" or "direct communication" that goes out to everyone everywhere?

I've got two primaries but still no long rifle. Been lugging a MP5SD around in my pack for a couple days and finally got some ammo for it. And last night I popped on for a minute and got a M16A2 and a shitload of STANAG mags for it. Then I heard someone shooting zombies close by. Nighttime and I have no NVGs so I disconnected like a bitch before that someone started shooting at me.
 
OK, so what does this mean?

Left Cherno to go to Balota airfield. Soon as I get near it the textures go apeshit. The screen looks like I'm on a really gnarly acid trip or something. However you want to describe it...I can't see where I'm going. Couldn't make it into even the hangers it was so bad, so I abandoned any hopes of getting into the tower.

So fuck it. I make the long hike up to Starry Sobor. Take the long way around and coming down the hill from the north to the tents...bam. Graphics go nanners again.

It's not the server. I bailed and tried another server and it was no change. Why is there this bullshit just on the military spawns?
 
OK, so what does this mean?
There is a recurring bug with barbed wire that does that. Pretty annoying. Only on some vid cards, might be worthwhile to try to update your driver, but who knows.
MP5SD is nice, you can kill the odd agro w/out inviting 20 more.
Get the mic hooked up! :)
 
Oh Em Gee.

Just went into a pretty empty server (still am in the other window actually). Graphics were ok, so I went down to loot the military tents. Lots of dead zombies. Not much loot. So back up I went. Going East along the tree line I find a tent. Lots of shit in there. Upgrade made gun to a AK74 Kobra and stick a FN FAL in my pack. Go East another 100m and find another tent.

And holy fuckballs. Couple of AS50s, 2 Bisons, plus a shitload of other guns. Upgrade to the Bison, AS50, and a PDW.

Still haven't found a GPS, NVGs, or a Ghille suit. Otherwise I'd be totally loaded and be the kill of the century for some sniper.
 
Oh Em Gee.

Just went into a pretty empty server (still am in the other window actually). Graphics were ok, so I went down to loot the military tents. Lots of dead zombies. Not much loot. So back up I went. Going East along the tree line I find a tent. Lots of shit in there. Upgrade made gun to a AK74 Kobra and stick a FN FAL in my pack. Go East another 100m and find another tent.

And holy fuckballs. Couple of AS50s, 2 Bisons, plus a shitload of other guns. Upgrade to the Bison, AS50, and a PDW.

Still haven't found a GPS, NVGs, or a Ghille suit. Otherwise I'd be totally loaded and be the kill of the century for some sniper.

Sweet finds, now try to stay alive :sniper
 
yea that graphic error should be fixed soon in incoming patch.

good find man :) I had an AS50 for like 5 days and never ended up shooting it once
 
I have 105 zombie kills and no PKs. After finding that AS50, I kinda want go back down to Cherno and counter snipe all those fucks that take pot shots at me while I run through the streets.
 
Yea my goal on that character was to become a bandit character. I lost that character due to a bad spawn, logged in right next to a player i couldnt see
 
Yup. Got one of those deaths before. Now I go way out in the sticks and lay down before I disconnect.

And god dammit. I still haven't found some NVGs. Looted the entire NW airfield and didn't find anything. But the Bizon is an absolute beast for dealing with zombies. Iron sights kinda blow, but with a 64 bullet mag it just don't matter.
 
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I was actually in a pretty safe spot to log off, just was bad luck

I think NVG only spawn on crashed helicopters, thats where the bestest gear drops.
 
Ok that was funny. The look...epic.

I've never seen a steak makers walking around in town before, let alone two. h4x0rs?
 
Yeah that was odd, esp. since there was two. It is true that they added the 'I notice you' head turn to the aminals. As creepy as this game gets, THAT was super creepy lol!
I wish there were more game animals, its fun trying to take a rabbit, what if the goats and pigs were more wary and you really had to creep up to get them. Something fun to do in the hinterland. Ponds need fish too, and since we have shotguns we need some pheasants.
 
I actually spent half an hour looking around for a cow before finding one. But damn was it worth it. Went from half dead to full health with all the steaks I got.
 
Holy fuck that was scary.

Last time I disconnected, I was waaaaay up North. I come in today, and somehow I spawn on the beach in Elektro. Still have my Bizon and AS50 so that's good but holy shit am I a sitting duck here. Heard some aggro zombies and shooting near by so I hauled ass East along the water and up the back side of Dobrry.

How hard is it to find helicopter crash sites? I have been all over the damn place and haven't seen a single one.
 
Yea I once spawned on a server where i spawned 'dead'. reloaded onto diff server quick, and i was alive again but on a new player spawn spot, odd.


helicopter crash sits spawn in big open areas, more so in the middle of the map. they are pretty rare to find. they respawn once a day or so i think
 
Let's see if I can lure some of the OG Barftron members into a game of zombies...

Slow day at work, so I decided to fire up the Xbox and play some Kino... :teeth

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Sorry, no fancy screen capture software... just good ol iPad camera... :laughing
 
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