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Canadians: What's the deal with them?

Can you imagine if we had a State that was culturally different from the others and spoke a totally different language?
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You mean like Alabama?
 
Everybody hates everybody unless it's the people they like or more likely, don't give a shit about.

Now fcuk off eh?

Hosers.

You think Justin Bieber and Celine Dion were our only offensive weapons? Just the tip of the iceberg. Ya'll play nice or we'll have to show you just how much more there is where they came from.
 
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Played hockey with many Canadians over the years. Very nice, down to earth people generally. No more or less dickish than the average American.
 
button said:
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indeed! you should boot all of us hoosers back across the 49th! :laughing
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:twofinger

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Punter said:
You think Justin Bieber and Celine Dion were our only offensive weapons? Just the tip of the iceberg. Ya'll play nice or we'll have to show you just how much more there is where they came from.
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I'm scared :|

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Punter said:
Everybody hates everybody unless it's the people they like or more likely, don't give a shit about.

Now fcuk off eh?

Hosers.

You think Justin Bieber and Celine Dion were our only offensive weapons? Just the tip of the iceberg. Ya'll play nice or we'll have to show you just how much more there is where they came from.
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Thats low man. Dont threaten us with the Biebs.
 
True story: I thought "The Beer Store" was a stupid name for a chain.

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The state also runs "The Liquor Store." Never the twain shall meet.
 
Fuck Canadians.

I was in the middle of goddamn nowhere at a surf break that nobody had ever seen anyone else surf when along come two hapless Canadians with one surf board and it's got a missing fin. So being the über fucking nice guy that I am I lend them a pair of mine, two outside FCS skegs. G5's they were if I remember corectly. And they're carbon fiber. And this is long enough ago that CF was a big deal because that shit was for fighter pilots or sponsored guys, and I aint officer material. So these Canucks are all "oh hey ya sure you're the man thanks okay fine we'll send them back to you when we go home ya sure see."

Never heard from them again.

Canada? Nuke from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.
 
Oh yeah.... I got another reason America's top hat can get fucked. Ten or so years ago I'm cruising Detroit with a couple dudes when we decide to go to Windsor across the river and do a little gambling, and when we hit the border they flag our Lincoln Town Car Executive and the motherfucking border fairies have the nerve to ask if any of the girls we're taking across the border were under eighteen. Can you fucking believe that shit?

Canadian border jail is like sissy jail. And three days later all they do is tell you you're banned from their shitty country then let you out.
 
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Oh God!!! Wolfed down a huge bowl of that shit in the processes of seducing a neighbor to the north. Some nasty ass cheese, fries and gravy? Can't remember the name of it.
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Its poutine...which translates loosely to big friggin mess. Its big friggin delicious.
 
Sounds kinda like poontang.

When I was still on okstupid I was a Canadian magnet. I have no idea why.
 
Someone stole your surfboard and the border guard asked you uncomfortable questions. Those are some damn good reasons to hate a whole nation. Makes football coaches poking little boys and retards shooting up theaters look pail in comparison.
Good to see you remained mature and objective throughout it all, take that Canada.
 
My company has over 1000 US citizens working in Canada. A lot of those guys are in shitty locations and ain't happy about it. Some of the cities are nice places in the summertime but would suck for the other 9 months.
Montreal or Ottawa in summer are pretty sweet places to hang out, Vancouver less so.
 
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