Canadians: What's the deal with them?

[PYRO]

I'm glad I'm Sicilian. Nobody laughs at us! (at least, not since the "Godfather" movies.)

"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli"

 

[kevin 714]

Sicilian? Lulz where do I even begin

 

[Mike95060]

Or the fact that there are a lot of Americans that are immigrants who came here to get away from their own countries....

This reminded me of what my great grandmother said when she was asked if she ever wanted to return to Italy. Her reply: "There was nothing there but poverty and shit, I left for a reason."

 

[PYRO]

Sicilian? Lulz where do I even begin

be carefull. Very, very carefull.

 

[kevin 714]

Lol us northern Italians rip on you euro Mexicans all the time

 

[PYRO]

Lol us northern Italians rip on you euro Mexicans all the time

yep, we are the wetbacks of Europe. I think half of our ancestors swam across from Africa

 

[dmaxAl]

I'm glad I'm Sicilian. Nobody laughs at us! (at least, not since the "Godfather" movies.)

"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli"

I lived in Sicily for a while. Laughing at you right now.

 

[kevin 714]

yep, we are the wetbacks of Europe. I think half of our ancestors swam across from Africa

Lol half of Sicily is STILL west and northern Africans


And for some reason half those Africans keep on going till pisa. Damn there's a lot of Africans in Pisa

 

[Paulo666]

Canadians are cool. Back in the early 80's in high school there was this fad where almost everyone would say Eh in every sentrence and this was in Fremont.

BTW-Do you know why they spell Canada <---like that???
Cuz they love it. C-eh-N-eh-D-eh.

 

[PYRO]

Lol half of Sicily is STILL west and northern Africans

might explain why i never get a sunburn.

 

[Blankpage]

I think its just Americans have just never forgiven Canada for the Safety Dance.

 

[flying_hun]

I think its just Americans have just never forgiven Canada for the Safety Dance.

Hell, I've never forgiven them for Guy Lombardo on New Year's Eve.

Oh yeah, and burning the capitol too. That REALLY frosted me.

 

[Zerox]

Not sure if OP had intent when starting the thread, but people shouldn't take ANYTHING in the KS seriously

Oooh, a wise one.

 

[Johndicezx9]

I think its just Americans have just never forgiven Canada for the Safety Dance.

Hell, I've never forgiven them for Guy Lombardo on New Year's Eve.

Oh yeah, and burning the capitol too. That REALLY frosted me.

But what about Natasha Henstridge and pre-surgery Pam Anderson?

 

[machete]

I've been made fun of for being Canadian for so long that I just don't give a shit. I have friends from countries and ethnicities, and I would say that we all joke with each other on some level. I make fun of Machete for being Mexican, my really bald white friend for being from New Jersey, Adam for his jewyness.... And everybody's got some Canadian joke to tell me. I'm a frostback, a snow-mexican from Canukistan... Thick skins, people. Grow 'em!

Not sure if OP had intent when starting the thread, but people shouldn't take ANYTHING in the KS seriously

asi es, compadre.

 

[two wheel tramp]

I've been made fun of for being Canadian for so long that I just don't give a shit. I have friends from countries and ethnicities, and I would say that we all joke with each other on some level. I make fun of Machete for being Mexican, my really bald white friend for being from New Jersey, Adam for his jewyness.... And everybody's got some Canadian joke to tell me. I'm a frostback, a snow-mexican from Canukistan... Thick skins, people. Grow 'em!

Not sure if OP had intent when starting the thread, but people shouldn't take ANYTHING in the KS seriously

You're Canadian? Machete is Mexican?

I am never talking to either of you again.

 

[flying_hun]

But what about Natasha Henstridge and pre-surgery Pam Anderson?

Okay, well some exceptions.

 

[Caddywumpus]

I'm glad I'm Sicilian. Nobody laughs at us! (at least, not since the "Godfather" movies.)

"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli"

Clifford: You're Sicilian, huh?
Coccotti: Yeah, Sicilian.
Clifford: You know, I read a lot. Especially about things that have to do with history. I find that shit fascinating. Here's a fact, I don't know if you know or not, Sicilians were spawned by niggers.
Coccotti: Come again?
Clifford: It's a fact. You see, Sicilians have black blood pumpin' through their hearts. If you don't believe me, you can look it up. Hundreds and hundreds of years ago, you see, the Moors conquered Sicily. And Moors are niggers.
Coccotti: Yes...
Clifford: So you see, way back then, uh, Sicilians were like, uh, wops from Northern Italy. Ah, they all had blonde hair and blue eyes, but, uh, well, then the Moors moved in there, and uh, well, they changed the whole country. They did so much fuckin' with Sicilian women, huh? That they changed the whole bloodline forever. That's why blonde hair and blue eyes became black hair and dark skin. You know, it's absolutely amazing to me to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, that, uh, that Sicilians still carry that nigger gene. Now this...
[Coccotti laughs]
Clifford: No, I'm, no, I'm quoting... history. It's written. It's a fact, it's written.
Coccotti: [laughing] I love this guy.
Clifford: Your ancestors are niggers. Uh-huh. Hey. Yeah. And, and your great-great-great-great grandmother fucked a nigger, ho, ho, yeah, and she had a half-nigger kid... now, if that's a fact, tell me, am I lying? 'Cause you, you're part eggplant.
Coccotti: Ohhh!
Clifford: Huh? Hey! Hey! Hey!
Coccotti: You're a cantaloupe. [shoots Cliff in the face]

True Romance.

 

[Ol' Gravy Leg]

Have you seen macaque? It has herpes.

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TORONTO - An official with a Toronto animal shelter holding a monkey found wandering in an Ikea parking lot says the five-month-old primate appears a bit stressed but is otherwise in good shape.

Mary Lou Leiher from the Toronto Animal Services says the monkey — originally from Montreal — is being fed and cared for while officials try to find an animal sanctuary to send him to.

She says the owners of the baby monkey named Darwin have been fined $240 for breaking the city's prohibited-animal bylaw.

The simian — wearing a tiny double-breasted coat — broke out of his crate inside a vehicle parked outside the Ikea store Sunday, then pried open a door and began his romp around the parking lot as shoppers gawked and snapped photos.

Leiher says there's a chance the rhesus macaque monkey might by carrying the Herpes B, and that having the creature live in a city puts both the animal and human beings at risk.

She says the monkey was very quiet and lacked signs of personality during a brief visit, adding that can be a sign of stress.
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[Traq]

Clifford: You're Sicilian, huh?
...
True Romance.

I read somewhere that Hopper and Walken improvised that entire exchange. Hopper randomly started it and Walken just went with it.

EDIT: damn, guess not after searching a bit.