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Canadians: What's the deal with them?

Canadians are so dumb they could only use one vowel in the name of their country.
 
Canadians have the best apples in the world, Ambrosia Apples! :love I am addicted :laughing They are the juiciest, sweetest apples I have ever had :love
 
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Proud ex-pat here ;)
 
And those pants are filled with dicks, nuts and assholes..
There be some pussy in there too but whatever. Fuck em:party
Must be all the "ex~ pats":p:
 
kevin 714 said:
Lol half of Sicily is STILL west and northern Africans :laughing


And for some reason half those Africans keep on going till pisa. Damn there's a lot of Africans in Pisa
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That is true. They be hustling and selling all kinds bootleg and shit... I think they came from Powell & Market though..! :laughing
 
Yo!Joe!!! said:
That is true. They be hustling and selling all kinds bootleg and shit... I think they came from Powell & Market though..! :laughing
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its really bad in pisa. not that im anti african or anythi g(obviously considering my summer) but the sleazy afircan immigrant vendors and psuedo slaves really fucked pisa over.

anytime someone asks me about what to do in italy, I always stress to skip pisa, or go for ten minutes
 
Okay, I am not sure who we are bashing, now. So, I will just chime in with:
I lived with two French-Canadians, and they and their French-Canadian friends couldn't speak French worth shit. But, they got laid a-lot, paid their bills, and were fun to party with.
That is all............ Well, except for Swade should move. He is pissed at everyone from somewhere else in Mexico. Maybe it's the water.
 
clutchslip said:
Okay, I am not sure who we are bashing, now. So, I will just chime in with:
I lived with two French-Canadians, and they and their French-Canadian friends couldn't speak French worth shit. But, they got laid a-lot, paid their bills, and were fun to party with.
That is all............ Well, except for Swade should move. He is pissed at everyone from somewhere else in Mexico. Maybe it's the water.
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If I lived in Mexico I'd be chilling on an hamaca and sipping on Coronas. When I went to Mexico for R&R, I actually forgot about the rest of the world for the time that I was there. :cool :thumbup
 
kevin 714 said:
its really bad in pisa. not that im anti african or anythi g(obviously considering my summer) but the sleazy afircan immigrant vendors and psuedo slaves really fucked pisa over.

anytime someone asks me about what to do in italy, I always stress to skip pisa, or go for ten minutes
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Yeah. Paris and London are like that too now, especially Piccadilly and Soho. I usually just respond to them in a language they don't understand, like German, and they leave me alone. :laughing
 
Oceansides said:
Clifford: You're Sicilian, huh?
Coccotti: Yeah, Sicilian.
Clifford: You know, I read a lot. Especially about things that have to do with history. I find that shit fascinating. Here's a fact, I don't know if you know or not, Sicilians were spawned by niggers.
Coccotti: Come again?
Clifford: It's a fact. You see, Sicilians have black blood pumpin' through their hearts. If you don't believe me, you can look it up. Hundreds and hundreds of years ago, you see, the Moors conquered Sicily. And Moors are niggers.
Coccotti: Yes...
Clifford: So you see, way back then, uh, Sicilians were like, uh, wops from Northern Italy. Ah, they all had blonde hair and blue eyes, but, uh, well, then the Moors moved in there, and uh, well, they changed the whole country. They did so much fuckin' with Sicilian women, huh? That they changed the whole bloodline forever. That's why blonde hair and blue eyes became black hair and dark skin. You know, it's absolutely amazing to me to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, that, uh, that Sicilians still carry that nigger gene. Now this...
[Coccotti laughs]
Clifford: No, I'm, no, I'm quoting... history. It's written. It's a fact, it's written.
Coccotti: [laughing] I love this guy.
Clifford: Your ancestors are niggers. Uh-huh. Hey. Yeah. And, and your great-great-great-great grandmother fucked a nigger, ho, ho, yeah, and she had a half-nigger kid... now, if that's a fact, tell me, am I lying? 'Cause you, you're part eggplant.
Coccotti: Ohhh!
Clifford: Huh? Hey! Hey! Hey!
Coccotti: You're a cantaloupe. [shoots Cliff in the face]

True Romance. :x
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:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl

Dennis :)rip) and Christopher were/are the bomb.



"I NEED more cowbell!!!!!!!!!"
 
Eldritch said:
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You are a funny people. I love that about you. If only you knew hockey was a dumb sport.
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hockey is the best stick and ball (or puck) sport, ever. only thing better is motorsports.:twofinger
 
HappyHighwayman said:
The National sports of Canada are actually both Hockey and Lacrosse :)
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When I flew to Atlanta (to buy the Cagiva), the Stealth (SJ's indoor Lacross team) were on the plane (going to play againt Phoniex) Since I made some friends on the trip, I got into the locker room the next game I attended. All Canadian's, playing Lacross til the next hockey season started. some of the most passionate men I've ever met.
 
When I was in college, I did one of those backpacking trips through Europe during the summer. All the Canadians you ran into had a Canadian flag patch sewn onto their backpacks because they didn't want to be treated like Americans. I asked a guy in Germany what he thought about this. His reply "Canadians? They're just Americans without culture.":laughing
 
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