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Example why dating sucks and I spend $$ on myself

NorCalAthlete said:
:laughing Anthony is a perfect example of height means jack shit compared to personality, and he's got that in spades.

As for height on dating sites...I wouldn't use that as a representative portion of the population. That being said, I HAVE had dates that expressed surprise I was actually as tall as my profile said...and the funny thing is I've never considered myself tall. Case in point with fucking Matt/Bassem :)twofinger)/other friends I've known for 20 years - I've always been the shortest one in the group. Very rarely am I the tallest.
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Love you bro :teeth
 
TheRobSJ said:
Can we all band together for Dubs and maybe pull some kind of Cyrano De Bergerac situation for him or something? Because I've never heard of anyone who's game is so broken to this point. I think we need to get him a lay to build up his confidence or something.

So one of the tall, dark, and handsome BARFers (I'm not doing it...my girl would kill me), woos a girl of Dubby's choosing. Everything goes good and he closes escrow...because that's what a muddafuckin playah does. Brings the girl back to Dubb's place, and says "I'm shy, I like it with the lights off baby." Goes to bathroom right before, and our stunt cock Dubbs comes out in place. Just walk on your tippy toes Dubbs so the dark figure in the room coming back to her seems about the same height.
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Isnt this a reverse Red Riding Hood?

Red 'about to be ridden' Hood: "Oh my Rob, what small hands you have!"
Dubs: "The better to fist you with, my dear!"

RRH: "Oh Rob, what short legs you have!"
D: "The better to never run away from your crazy ass, my dear!"

RRH: "Oh Rob, what small arms you have!"
D: "Whatever whore, Ive got you now!"

And scene......
 
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jacksprat said:
Isnt this a reverse Red Riding Hood?

Red 'about to be ridden' Hood: "Oh my Rob, what small hands you have!"
Dubs: "The better to fist you with, my dear!"

RRH: "Oh Rob, what short legs you have!"
D: "The better to never run away from your crazy ass, my dear!"

RRH: "Oh Rob, what small arms you have!"
D: "Whatever whore, Ive got you now!"

And scene......
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Something like that. Except the "Oh Rob" parts. I already said I'm not doing the wooing. Because if I were actually single and could do this, I'd probably just keep the girl for myself and poor Dubbs would be stuck in the bathroom sobbing away.
 
TheRobSJ said:
Can we all band together for Dubs and maybe pull some kind of Cyrano De Bergerac situation for him or something? Because I've never heard of anyone who's game is so broken to this point. I think we need to get him a lay to build up his confidence or something.

So one of the tall, dark, and handsome BARFers (I'm not doing it...my girl would kill me), woos a girl of Dubby's choosing. Everything goes good and he closes escrow...because that's what a muddafuckin playah does. Brings the girl back to Dubb's place, and says "I'm shy, I like it with the lights off baby." Goes to bathroom right before, and our stunt cock Dubbs comes out in place. Just walk on your tippy toes Dubbs so the dark figure in the room coming back to her seems about the same height.

It'll only be rape afterwards if she thinks you're a lousy lay Dubbs. So it's a big one to come through on, but we've removed all the factors beforehand that you seem to be struggling with that land you in blueball/friendzone.
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No thank you on the charity and handme downs :x

How'd this turn into an intervention?? :laughing

I have a nice 27 year old coming over in 2.5 hours actually. I'll get wasted on the smell of my drink while she swigs off the bottle, should be fun. :teeth
 
Just tell them tall chicks "we're the same height laying down" and then PIIDB :sex
 
Dubbington said:
My mom just started a new placement within her work. Two days into her job I get a text message with a girls name and "facebook this girl".

Tell my mom that it doesnt really work that way :laughing

Turns out my mom works with a lady who has a stepdaughter. Info was exchanged that both their kids are single (thanks mom, I feel like this is a combo of the twilight zone and everbody loves raymond).

Stepmom contacts daughter who texts back # and says to have me call.

I send a text a day later after getting the # saying it's me, here's my # and I'll call later.

We talk on the phone about an hour, she's funny, good job, lives outside my radius but I'm willing to expand. She attractive facebook pic wise. We setup a date 10 days for this saturday. Done.

Text here and there. I send her FB friend request and she says she'll hold off until we meet to not pre-judge. Ok...so it's more a blind date on her side.

I message today to check in and ask her height. It's a big deal with girls. I'm 5'6, I get it, playing it safe. She supposedly around my height and facebook pics would indicate this.

I get back "5'11, how tall are you"

Tell her I'm 5'6 and and silence :laughing

She texts back something along the lines of 'not to be shallow but height is a big deal, I'm not 5'11 but am taller and figure honesty is best and to not waste each others time'

:wtf

Give my mom some shit cuz I asked how tall the girl was before calling. Mom checks in with stepmom and stepmom says girl is 5'3-5'4

:wow First time a girl ever lied TWICE about being taller :laughing

Girl text back something that she hopes it did come across as insensitive blah blah blah and that I got more info bout her from my mom. Whatever whore, I didnt interrogate my mom but I did ask if you had a job and full set of teeth.

To add to this sitcom my moms texts back after she know's date is off "Maybe she has single friends, ask." :facepalm

I kinda want to text the girl back "You're not taller than me, why are your lying?"

I do have a 2nd date tomorrow night with a girl who's pretty legit, might drink more but jury is still out.
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Your mom is worried you are gay. :laughing

Lex
 

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Nice hand writing?

I admit good writing can be an attractive feature, my friend's wife writes in the neatest most unique script I've ever seen. She wrote a menu on a chalkboard and I thought it had been machine printed on.
 
lol, can't just be a coincidence...
 

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Dubs, if you come up to the wasteland the Valentines day weekend you can join my house party to which 40 21-35 year old women are attending. Corn fed and most don't care if your are height limited as long as you can get in your lifted truck.


* corn fed implies healthy physique, not someone who eats too much fud
 
Meter Man said:
Dubs, if you come up to the wasteland the Valentines day weekend you can join my house party to which 40 21-35 year old women are attending. Corn fed and most don't care if your are height limited as long as you can get in your lifted truck.


* corn fed implies healthy physique, not someone who eats too much fud
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Sure, just extend the invitation to Dubs. :x
 
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