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Example why dating sucks and I spend $$ on myself

at what point will you break out the visqueen and hot oil, and turn your hallway into a slip and slid?
 
Lester Green said:
at what point will you break out the visqueen and hot oil, and turn your hallway into a slip and slid?
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Thankfully won't be usin my tiny house, but a friends who allows such things.

There was a "beach party" several years ago wherein the main floor of the house had a few inches of standing water. I ended up with. Goose egg on my head and bruises ribs. Friends grandmother showed up to attempt to take him to church and found a pile of a dozen or so girls and him lying on the floor.

Quite epic.

I plan to abstain from alcohol this time. We will see.
 
Meter Man said:
I plan to abstain from alcohol this time. We will see.
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Whatever whore
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That is right where I stopped reading, and skipped to the last page. Yeah, I get it, you didn't actually say that to her, but that is a fucking horrible mindset you have to even consider that is OK.

Friends of mine on OK(stupid)Cupid have gotten rations of shit from guys when they turn them down. It makes no sense, they are great girls, and they turn a guy down and suddenly are 'sluts' 'whores' 'bitches' 'cunts'

WHAT THE FUCK GUYS?!?

Seriously, you got turned down, for height, for weight, for hair color, for dick size...there are billions of other people out there, why the hell do guys turn right to the slut/whore/etc route when they can't put their dick in something.

After that the thread was tl;dr so this probably has been hashed out already.
 
Valgar said:
That is right where I stopped reading, and skipped to the last page. Yeah, I get it, you didn't actually say that to her, but that is a fucking horrible mindset you have to even consider that is OK.

Friends of mine on OK(stupid)Cupid have gotten rations of shit from guys when they turn them down. It makes no sense, they are great girls, and they turn a guy down and suddenly are 'sluts' 'whores' 'bitches' 'cunts'

WHAT THE FUCK GUYS?!?

Seriously, you got turned down, for height, for weight, for hair color, for dick size...there are billions of other people out there, why the hell do guys turn right to the slut/whore/etc route when they can't put their dick in something.

After that the thread was tl;dr so this probably has been hashed out already.
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In all fairness, it was determined that this woman actually works in a brothel.

I tried eharmony for a laugh and found that almost every woman had desired age group as 18-25, even the older women. Confusing.
 
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Missed a golden opportunity to make it into a joke.

"You're 5'11? That means I can wear my heels!"

Women dig guys with a good sense of humour-it's how I married so far above my station in life.
 
i had a thing for tall guys, seemed like a preference now looking back .. but it
didn't last much after high school.

i kind of think ... that this type of thing.. what height are you, how much you make? is not to be talked about before meeting people for a date. it's just bad form. go into a date open minded and see what happens.

it's about confidence, character and kindness. those are the qualities that matter.
 
Why the is your mom trying to hook you up with girls? Does she not see you with girls enough to think you can do it on your own?
 
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Dubbs you should srsly consider the gay lifestyle.. Guaranteed you would have more luck and most likely get laid whenever you want. Twinks are what the Bears want..
 
Lester Green said:
Dubbs you should srsly consider the gay lifestyle.. Guaranteed you would have more luck and most likely get laid whenever you want. Twinks are what the Bears want..
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Just so you know, us gheys aren't much cheaper. ;)

Can you tell us about your extensive experience that proves the theory above?
 
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