sucking off your penis extension does not count..


sucking off my fleshlight while I service myself doesn't count
you guys are nasty!

penis.
It's what you guys always talk about!

Is this real life??
2nd date was alright, think I mentioned she stayed the night. Gentleman never tells![]()
Not sure we mesh down the road but whatever, sent a message Friday for Saturday sushi dinner. Friday night I re-checked her facebook and it says she's MARRIED![]()
She messages me back 1pm (24hours later) saturday that Sushi dinner is great. By then I already planed my dad and was kind under the weather.
Messaged today bs'ing, saying hi and then mentioned I saw her FB said she was married. I then straight asked if she is married and what exactly she was looking for considering our date #2. Her response to my asking bout her married and what she's looking for "lets talk next time we get together"
what that what?!?!
Now I'm sure all you casa fucking novas here would say asking what she's looking for was lame BUT I don't see a serious relationship here and wanted to check. Want to make sure we're on the same page.
Now I'm sure all you casa fucking novas here would say asking what she's looking for was lame BUT I don't see a serious relationship here and wanted to check. Want to make sure we're on the same page.
Ive suspected for a long time, and you've repeatedly confirmed it.Yet another perfectly timed and deliciously juicy piece of gossip for the beasts of the sink to "sink" their fangs into......I see your game Dubby, you cant fool me.![]()

There's never been a better time for Dubs to suck his own dick.

We're getting separated, blah blah blah
She's a cheater. Bang her if it's worth it to you to be that guy.
Yep, right at the end of the date he'll whip that fucker out, beef him up and go for broke, staring into her eyes the whole time, and she'll be all like, "Damn, why can't that shit be down my throat right now?!" When dubs comes up for air he'll be all like, "Whatever whore! Go back to your husband and leave me in peace!"*slobber slobber slobber*![]()

dubbs. listen to me. ignore these people.
bang her. twice (in the same meeting).
then run. run far, far, far away.
far away.
big time lots very much far. away.