Folsom Street Fair - World Commentary

[Brokenlink]

I assume you guys meant no fucking in general, and are not limiting the ban to strictly homosexual activities.

Yeah dude. I don't really care who does what. But I don't really want to see it.

 

[panthera]

Well yes. I was just responding to what was mentioned.

 

[HappyHighwayman]

Yeah straight sex in public isn't cool either

 

[mean dad]

What about a handie, done discreetly under the table?

 

[HappyHighwayman]

What about a handie, done discreetly under the table?

If I didn't see it, did it really happen?

 

[Brokenlink]

What about a handie, done discreetly under the table?

Depends on whether it's you or me getting it.

 

[Johndicezx9]

Not who’s giving it?

 

[mean dad]

.

 

[Hooli]

To me the complaints stem from people who don't want to see/know this type of thing is a thing for others. It's not like it's a new phenomena or falls only within the scope of Western cultures.

Lol NIMBY's.

 

[Brokenlink]

Lol NIMBY's.

NIMBH

Not in my butthole?

 

[HappyHighwayman]

Personally I feel public nudity (with attention to hygiene) should be acceptable, but currently it's not by American modesty standards.

I don't feel you should be able to ride public transportation naked, and certainly not have sex in public.

 

[Brokenlink]

Would it be ok to ride a camel naked, while whipping a young man (also naked) as he cleans up the camel poo? Asking for a friend.

 

[HappyHighwayman]

Would it be ok to ride a camel naked, while whipping a young man (also naked) as he cleans up the camel poo? Asking for a friend.

That seems awkward. I mean you're whipping him over your back shoulder? The poo picker needs to stay back..

 

[Brokenlink]

That seems awkward. I mean you're whipping him over your back shoulder? The poo picker needs to stay back..

Yeah, well clearly my friend hasn't thought this through. He just got the camel, you know..... He's still trying to figure out if it has one hump or two.

 

[CocoLoco]

Lol NIMBY's.

If I had a dollar for every time I've heard someone say something along the lines of, "I'm okay with <whatever makes me uncomfortable> so long as they don't do it in front of me," I'd be a rich man.

NIMBH

Not in my butthole?

NIMLOS would be more apropos

 

[Climber]

I've always had the distinct impression that some bloggers link articles in the sfgate in order to stir up outrage among their followers.

 

[Brokenlink]

If I had a dollar for every time I've heard someone say something along the lines of, "I'm okay with <whatever makes me uncomfortable> so long as they don't do it in front of me," I'd be a rich man.



NIMLOS would be more apropos

Meh, nice try. Let me be clear. I don't think it's appropriate for people to have open sex in public where children could see it. It has nothing to do with "in front of me or my line of site." I don't want to see you banging a chick, dude, dog, goat, or sex toy. Period. Find a space in private. It isn't a NIMBY thing. It's about common decency and not being inconsiderate.

Let's just say you happen to live on Folsom Street. Or maybe you and your 95 year old grandma are walking down the street (any street) and some guy jumps out start wacking it. Appropriate?

 

[Johndicezx9]

I’m cool with more ducks in tuxes....

 

[AbsolutEnduser]

Reading the comments section will give you cancer.

No shit. Don't ever read any comments section on any website, ever. It will definitely raise your blood pressure and cause drain bamage. And ED.

This...

can't say I read the comments on any website, much less sfGate even...

 

[mototireguy]

I'm cool with everything they do up to the point of the doinky-doinking or circle flogging the bishops in public.

Unless the organizers close the streets off with real controlled access to informed/consenting adults only.

From a world view perspective, Germany also has Folsom Street fair type event.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Folsom_Europe

This is the central scrutinizer... Joe has just learned to speak german now, get this, here's why he did it! he's gonna go to this club on the other side of town, it's called the closet... and these appliances in there that really go for a guy dressed up like a housewife who can speak german (you know what I mean)... so Joe's learned how to speak german, he goes into this place and Ees these little kitchen machineries dancing around with each other, and he sees this one... that looks like ah, it's a cross between an industrial vacuum cleaner and a chrome piggy bank with marital aids stuck all over it's body... it's really exciting... and when he sees it, he bursts into song...

Fick mich, du Miserabler hurensohn
Du miserabler hurensohn
Fick mich, du Miserabler hurensohn
Streck ihn aus
Streck aus deinen
Heissen gelockten
Streck ihn aus
Streck aus deinen
Heissen gelockten
Streck ihn aus
Streck aus deinen
Heissen gelockten
Schwanz
Ah-ee-ahee-ahhhhh!
Mach es sehr schnell
Rein und raus
Magisches schwein
Mach es sehr schnell
Rein und raus
Magisches schwein
Bis es spritzt, spritzt,
Spritzt, spritzt
Feuer!
Bis es spritzt, spritzt,
Spritzt, spritzt
Feuer!
Aber beklecker nicht
Das sofa, sofa!
Aber beklecker nicht
Das sofa, sofa!
Aber beklecker nicht
Das sofa, sofa!
Aber beklecker nicht
Das sofa, sofa!

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