Thank you man!

Someone that gets it! Not only is it all about wrenching on bikes to make them better, faster, more unique... It's also a huge community that is more akin to a family than any other hobby/lifestyle that I have experienced. As a member of the Creatures I am honored to have friends in fellow gangs across the country. If I am ever in Seattle, LA, Kalamazoo MI, Chicago or any number of other cities where other gangs are located I most likely have a place to stay and a bike to ride. Best thing that ever happened in my life. Not only were mopeds my entrance into two wheeled vehicles, but also my first chance to get my hands greasy.
As an employee of 1977 and the guy who use to manage the service department I can for a fact tell you that you don;t have a clue what you are talking about. In out 1.5 years at that location we sold around 15 bikes, 10 ground up customs (yes they cost a pretty penny) and around 5 bikes we sold for friends of the shop on consignment.
On the repair side we might have had someone on the new Tomos come in once a month for a 500 mile service (fluids, brake adj, cable lubrication). Most of the other service was people needing help in one aspect or another of getting there mopeds "souped up". be it porting the cases of a cylinder kit, basic motor rebuild, swapping tires or getting the bike re-cabled and having new bars fitted.
By and large moped kids wrench on there own bikes. If you don't know basic repair and maintenance skills you better own a truck because you will be pickup your bike up in it quite often. Probably half of the people in SF that own mopeds have performance cylinder & pipes on there bikes. How many bikes top ends have you replaced, carbs tuned, ignitions timed, motors rebuilt?
Yep same people, we stop traffic for our safety as well as keeping the ride together/ organized. During our rally we will block all stop signs and red lights to cross traffic. I personally would rather have 350 mopeds confined to a few blocks vs getting stopped at red lights and having us spread over a mile. We are not critical mass we have no interest in keeping people from getting where they are going. If we inconvenience people it's only for a minute or two. If you don't like it feel free to pull out and hit one of us and see what happens when 300 mopers find out about it. There was a guy in a Mercedes that ran one of us off the road, don't think he will be doing that again. What would you do regardless of the circumstance if someone intentionally hit your friend?
It's our sub-culture, if you don't experience it you will never understand. Kind of like trying to explain to someone who have never been on a motorcycle what it's like and why you do it.