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Lesbians

vato_loco said:
I read somewhere that lesbian sex is more pleasurable for women because only a woman really knows how -- and where -- to touch another woman.

I asked my mom who, as far as I know, has never been with another woman. She thought about it for a moment and then replied in the affirmative . My father, who was standing nearby, vehemently disagreed before scurrying off.

What do you Barfers think?
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Dude, you asked your mom a sex question?

That's fucking weird.
 
OaklandLion said:
Dude, you asked your mom a sex question?

That's fucking weird.
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+1. :laughing

What's worse, he asked his mom a sex question about LESBIANS in the presence of his FATHER, and she confirmed that lesbian sex is better than DICK.

Creepy, creepy.
 
why fake anything? It only leads to more discontent and incorrect technique.
 
jenmonkey said:
I'm sorry, but I'm calling bullshit on any guy pleasuring a woman 10 times a day.

That having been said, :Popcorn
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If you want proof I'm more than happy to show ya. ;) Sorry you've never been with a real man :(

Also, and this is just me, but I love cheese. I mean, REALLY love cheese. However, I wouldn't want to eat cheese 10 times a day. The same goes for anything else I really like, if you catch my drift.
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That's because you're doing it wrong. :laughing
 
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A friend of a friend recently established a lesbian relationship but word through the grapevine is that she's craving cock again. Go figure...
 
I asked the girlfriend, who holds a masters in Engrish, about the poetry in bed bit. She snarfed wine through her nose.
 
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Kim said:
Thats exactly what we want you to think :devil
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From F my life:

Today, my wife thought it would be fun to bring in one of her girlfriends for a threesome. Because of the friend, I now know what my wife sounds like when she's having a REAL orgasm. Five years and two kids into our marriage. FML

Today, while having sex I realized two things. First, I can't remember the last time my boyfriend gave me an orgasm, and secondly I think the curtains slightly clash with the duvet cover. I was more annoyed with the second one. FML:rofl
 
Skarthi said:
secondly I think the curtains slightly clash with the duvet cover. I was more annoyed with the second one. FML:rofl
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This reminds me of a certain website on which some very funny people catalog the interior-design horrors found in so many gay amateur photos.

It's absolutely hilarious, but because it's so extremely NSFW and non-hetero-friendly, I can't post the URL or even the name.
 
weak_link said:
You are clearly not talking about yourself. :rofl:party
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:twofinger of course not! :laughing
quiet guys are the best, they are underestimated and under appreciated from day one and when you finally get to tap into the awesomeness behind the quiet....:blush
I've had a couple of Girlfriends and it not about which gender 'knows' more for where n how, its all about individual ability.
 
Skarthi said:
From F my life:

Today, my wife thought it would be fun to bring in one of her girlfriends for a threesome. Because of the friend, I now know what my wife sounds like when she's having a REAL orgasm. Five years and two kids into our marriage. FML

Today, while having sex I realized two things. First, I can't remember the last time my boyfriend gave me an orgasm, and secondly I think the curtains slightly clash with the duvet cover. I was more annoyed with the second one. FML:rofl
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Much win have you brought us.

I've had a couple of Girlfriends and it not about which gender 'knows' more for where n how, its all about individual ability.
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Pics or it didn't happen. :leghump J/k :p
 
pic unrelated.

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Hooli said:
Yanno', I'm trying to think of a snappy comeback to this. But I got nuthin'... :dunno
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Well it wasn't intended for you, but considering your a black chick who likes anime, both of which are things I like occasionally, I might just make an exception. ;)
 
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