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Meaningless statements

Shit beers like Miller and Bud claiming to use "only the best ingredients" :rolleyes
 
"new and improved"
"20% more"
"real butter"
"Natural"
"Spring water"
"Heart Healthy"
"Low Cholesterol"
"Whole grain"
"BARF Thread"
 
Pomegranate juice........"100% real juice"

Then you read the ingredients and the first 2 ingredients are grape and apple juice.
 
Being football season, I cannot stand the word "Elite".

"It's store policy" Wtf does that mean?

"Grain fed" Prime rib and other's have these stickers slapped on them. What most don't know is the damn cow is force fed grain everyday, it's nothing special.

"Ingredients for life and a price that's convenient for you" Safeway slogan. That doesnt mean low prices.
 
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"Family Values" That's gonna vary, depending on the family.

"Made in America" Well, that can be good or bad, depending on the product and how well it's made. Further, this is now being used to mean "Assembled in America" which is somewhat different.
 
I'm still trying to figure out why Coors is "the Banquet Beer." I know, it says it on the label, but really.....
 
"May or May Not"

For instance, "He may or may not have masturbated into your sandwich."

The moment you say "may," you imply "may not."

See?
 
I hear these stupid sayings and I just think to myself, "Eh, it is what it is." Not gonna stop anyone from speaking without thinking.
 
oriental flavor...

someone lick me and tell me how i taste like..
 
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