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mopeds the annoyance

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hehehe

They got ran out of santa rosa.

There are still a few but they lay real low.

All bark and they get bitten.

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That picture is hilarious

Don’t get too worked up. You posted on the net, now you gotta be real nice. Just fold one of their mopeds in half and call it a night.
 
man... little emo fags. nothing more.

i'm pretty cool with everyone. it takes a lot to get under my skin, and although my days in the corps and barfighting are over, you can call me up as well and i'll lend a hand in bitchslapping these little punks.

or we distract them and let the air out of all their tires and then leave them a footpump... "Have fun pumpin kids!"

we'll see how cool their mopeds look under my durango.
 
I would have taken the dog, put him in my jacket and ridden off.

That and taken the kids wallet from him, removed the cash and ID and then also leave.

Or just get the license plates and ended up sending a "Care" Package to them.
 
dub713 said:
we'll see how cool their mopeds look under my durango.
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:thumbup

you have much more patience than I,
I would have lit some one up, after the foot got run over


maybe sooner
 
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saturn tech said:
i will save that for chapter #2 ;)
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Send me the preliminary draft. I will ensure that all the pain you inflict and the ensuing begging for mercy are all lovingly crafted into prose, worthy of the spectacle...

I would suggest opening hostilities with excepts from "Pulp Fiction"

"... and you will KNOW I am the LORD, when I lay my vengeance upon thee!"

Would it be a thing of Poetic Justice if you were to perhaps take a moped and beat one of more disrespectful of them down with it? Or would that simply be ironic?

Feanor

p.s. If the guy ran into your front tire, wouldn't a moped just bounce off any motorcycle of moderate stature?
 
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BARFBEATDOWN!!!111oneoneeleventyoneuno
 
1. They are not Couriers/Messengers; courier rookies(that is the proper term learn not to do that rather quickly there is a beat down built into the job for them).
2. At least my fixed gear bikes have doubled in value(Spot,Battaglin, Cndle track bikes)
3. Thats what Supermotos are for(riding over their asses)
4. If you really want to do something just take a rope, loop it through their front wheels, attatch to the rear of your bike, ride away
5. Ever been hit with a helmet... it really hurts/maybe they can learn something.
6. They will be marked as loosers for the rest of their lives(like a moped gang is the summit of society).
 
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Somehow Feanor, it works. They are still here (SR). But now
they STFU and/or are respectful. What would your option be?
I want to know. I my learn a better path.


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edit: If I mispelled any words (may) I am sorry if you lost the main point.



Feanor said:
Send me the preliminary draft. I will ensure that all the pain you inflict and the ensuing begging for mercy are all lovingly crafted into prose, worthy of the spectacle...

I would suggest opening hostilities with excepts from "Pulp Fiction"

"... and you will KNOW I am the LORD, when I lay my vengeance upon thee!"

Would it be a thing of Poetic Justice if you were to perhaps take a moped and beat one of more disrespectful of them down with it? Or would that simply be ironic?

Feanor

p.s. If the guy ran into your front tire, wouldn't a moped just bounce off any motorcycle of moderate stature?
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Feanor said:

"... and you will KNOW I am the LORD, when I lay my vengeance upon thee!"

Would it be a thing of Poetic Justice if you were to perhaps take a moped and beat one of more disrespectful of them down with it? Or would that simply be ironic?
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I'd say the beating could be both poetic and ironic, if the moped was made of at least 50% iron. :teeth
 
Over the years, I've ended up with about 10 functional mopeds. When I heard about the Army, I decided to get a bunch of friends together and start a branch. That's when I realized that the Moped Army guys are a bunch of kooks. They make different new branches compete to get in, and the current members only choose one new branch at a time. I'm surprised you don't get beat in....
 
Actually where(and when) I grew up you could get a "Moped" licence when you were 12... so mopeds actually have a place in my heart...riding over to Findley or parties at Bowling Green(BGSU) were part of growing up.
 
Howie- if you can't beat - you can always join em' :thumbup

Why pick on a bunch of emo kids? It's like pulling wings off of flies.
 
Howard!! :wow

I just read all of this, and I was left . . . dis-satisfied. :(

If you had choked-out the first Emo with the dog, none of the other stuff would have happened. ;)

Those 'ped'ers pushed the limit because they don't know the limit.

Sigh!!!

I need a fap. Be back in 15.
 
wait wait wait...let me get this straight......there was another thread about this right Howie? are you fucking telling me they showed up at Benders? OUR BENDERS? and acted like they owned the place and took over? WHY THEY FUCK DIDN"T YOU GUYS CALL ME?

Berto...you know I would not have even hesitated....


Please somebody call me next time would yah? FUCK how the fuck are you just not gonna call me? DAMN

Zeb and I will handle it.....just call next time ok?
 
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wait wait wait...let me get this straight......there was another thread about this right Howie? are you fucking telling me they showed up at Benders? OUR BENDERS? and acted like they owned the place and took over? WHY THEY FUCK DIDN"T YOU GUYS CALL ME?

Berto...you know I would not have even hesitated....


Please somebody call me next time would yah? FUCK how the fuck are you just not gonna call me? DAMN

Zeb and I will handle it.....just call next time ok?
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will do jesse. but i don't have your #
 
They're just a bunch of losers living in a dream world who have somehow convinced themselves that they are cool. :laughing
 
Sane_Man said:

If you had choked-out the first Emo with the dog, none of the other stuff would have happened. ;)
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I know I'd be scared as hell if I saw someone wrap a dog around a persons neck; then proceed to choke them with it.

:teeth
 
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