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wow, those guys all look like they're gay. i suppose that's why girls hang out with them...
 
Chapter II: Enter the silent partner!

Okay, really now.

Everyone should step back... and think about what they would like to do, and everyone who is prepared to do something should step forward...

Need a little motivation??? Well, I'll be the the first to step-up.

Sure, I was a bit ticked off when Zeitgeist seemingly overnight became a gathering place of immence popularity by groups of people that truley never blinked an eye at it until it got its "zagat" rating. Yes, we as a small faction of the motorcycling community made an effort to throw a little weight around and make a little noise to make the preppier pratrons' feel uncomfortable but were quickly drowned out by the repetitious chatter of "Look at my new sweater, I bought it at the Bannana Repulic"! So we left, and rarely visit just to make sure that everything on tap hasent been replaced with something labeled as "light" beer.

Anyway, I'm proud to call Bender's my regular dive. I like the place, I treat it well and I like the way it treats me back, most of all, I like the relationships with the folks I see there on a regular basis. We invade Bender's more times a week than we care to admit and the ownership loves us more times than not... well, it was just the one time they didn't... but even God frowned upon us that night for what we did to that turkey!

Don't get me wrong. I enjoy a good invasion, but not when the invading group can't say hello to a fellow 2-wheeled enthusiest. I mean, these kids were pretty cold... lets put it to you this way... even Harley riders wave sometimes! I personally talked to the mojority of them, shook some hands, learned some names, and got the low down about the rift's they have with other groups. As it stands, they don't fair very well with anyone.

At this point, I don't think they feel that they were well recieved at Bender's that night and I doubt they'll be returning. As a new group of riders (the Crabs) in the Bay Area I think we should be embracing them and informing them on how they might conduct themselves to obtain respect as 2-wheeled travelers, I think that is a courtisey BARF should extend to every rider, wheather they come in a group or otherwise, riding mamouth crusiers or pedal powered lawn mowers.

I don't if they like to laugh at themselves or take themselves seriously, all I know is that their pissing a lot of people off, everyone from real scooter clubs to outlaw organizations are displeased with their actions.

For the moment let these kids go, what has been printed/posted about them being a "gang", or "the real rockers", or having "road superiority" in SF has yet to be defined, and i don't think they're going to last long enough to proove it. Their making waves with their mouths and actions in a culture faster than their pedal bikes can take them and its all going to come to halt sooner than when Howie or Chess can respond to this thread.

If it continues... Enter the "Silent Partner"!:shhh
 
Is this for real?!?

Did the Benders crew really back down to a bunch of moped riding emo kids?!

:laughing

I hadn't seen this thread so I had no clue what you were talking about last night... this is pretty hilarious.
 
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SFMC-X1 said:
As a new group of riders (the Crabs) in the Bay Area I think we should be embracing them and informing them on how they might conduct themselves to obtain respect as 2-wheeled travelers, I think that is a courtisey BARF should extend to every rider, wheather they come in a group or otherwise, riding mamouth crusiers or pedal powered lawn mowers.
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Wow this is quite a turnaround from your anger management days in the SF social threads. Do your above listed courtesies and embraces apply to Virtual Bikers as well? :laughing ;)

I dunno, I am skeptical of all Crab People after seeing what they did to Kyle and Stan on South Park. :cry

Until I see evidence of an actual beatdown I'm standing by my theory that Saturn Tech is all 'jibba-jabba' and no action. :x



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saturn tech said:
invite them to the EBRMC "party" :teeth
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x act leee


But get this....make them fight themselves people in their own gang....ahhahaha :laughing


It's not worth it dude....we all talked last night....we respect two wheels....

if they step to me they are getting knocked the fuck out but if they back down after my witty verbal destruction of their mothers then it's cool...
 
you all are being lied to: saturn tech has been out to get us from the start and has spread vicious lies and rumours that you unsuspectingly believed.

this started when he over-reacted and completely misunderstood something he read on our website concerning a "turf war," sort of a joke between us and our moped-riding friends in LA. "road superiority" among different types of vehicles means nothing to us. saturn tech fails to realize that we know that we ride mopeds, and it is true that we are a bunch of complete losers, gas huffers, immigrants, dirtbags, addicts, and bums, basically worthless scavengers. but we are not emos, whatever you all think they may be. we aren't jealous that your sportbikes can go 60mph in first gear. if we wanted that, we'd go and buy a sportbike instead of making a pile of rust burn gas and go.

some people get us and some don't. you guys that we met at benders approached us from an antagonistic attitude from the beginning. how do you think we would react to that? why should we work to get you to like us? i am the guy who ran over saturn tech's foot; the engine was off and i was trying to push it though a crowd and, goon that he is, saturn tech stuck his foot in front of my front tire while i was trying to make sure i wasn't in danger of running over anyone else. yes, he was asking for it, trying to pick a fight. does that really surprise you? besides, a moped weighs all of about 120 lbs. trust me, he wouldn't have done it if it would have hurt.

i don't even know what the whole thing with the dog was about. none of the creatures would put a dog on any bike, moped, scooter, or motorcycle, especially if the dog wasn't even one of ours.

we do not have any rifts with anyone besides you. we have many friends and allies who are very involved in the motorcycle community and scooters too. it's true that many riders are jovial enough to enjoy a little good-natured shit talking now and then; you all are the only people to take yourselves so seriously.

i think it is completely ridiculous that we have been the subject of such ire on this bulletin board. all of you have made baseless assumptions about who we are and what we do. most of us are usually wrist-deep in our bikes, tuning them and taking care of them, making them go speeds no moped was ever meant to go. if you would talk to us with an open mind instead of being jerks when you meet us you'd probably find that we have a lot more in common than you think. we've got two guys who've ridden to panama by now, for christ's sake.

why don't you point some of that anger at people in cars?
 
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You missed that thread, that was last week. This week we eat emo kids with hot sauce.
 
Somebody pass me some popcorn, quick! :teeth

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we aren't jealous that your sportbikes can go 60mph in first gear. if we wanted that, we'd go and buy a sportbike instead of making a pile of rust burn gas and go.
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btw: the :p in the 60mph coment means that I am jokeing just as this does :twofinger
 
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if they step to me they are getting knocked the fuck out but if they back down after my witty verbal destruction of their mothers then it's cool...
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Now there's a statement for the ages....Love it :laughing :teeth
 
slowpoke said:
phuck da popcorn, pass the kettle corn:teeth
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I am cooking it up as we speak :teeth

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