... or not. Beh.
So.
Friday eve, I went over to the bike to run the tests. After a little fiddling trying to get the multimeter electrical-taped to the terminals (which I couldn't get good enough contact with), I put the probes under the screws and tightened them a bit. That worked.
What follows are the squence of tests I did, and what the multimeter read. In all cases for the ignition being in OFF, it read 12.4 +- .15, so I'll omit that and just write what it read in ON. (All in DCV.)
All changes are non-cumulative (i.e. put back before the next step) unless mentioned otherwise.
Nothing changed yet: .056 ~ .4
Disconnect reg/rec: .2
fuses:
disc. main fuse: 12.46
disc. turn: .3
disc. ig: .25
disc. tail: 3.0
disc. head: .065
disc. horn: .075
disc. acc: .071
disc. fan ..130 ~ .105
disc. small box w/ 2 orange wires, labeled FW246BH9 (next to fuse box): .078
disc. lower plug of jct. box: .075
disc. upper plug of jct. box: 8.45~9.5
disc. both plugs of jct. box: 9.55
disc. lower plug & all fuses: 9.2~9.7
disc. lower plug & with all fuses, put back in reverse order: .2~.08
disc. all fuses again in order; only one not very low was tail: 8~9
disc. brake lights' plug: .14
reconnect brake lights: .06 (reliable diff)
Realized that my disc brake reminder-cord was wrapped around the brake lever enough to trigger the brake lights. Undid it.
disc. tail fuse: .6
reconnect tail fuse: .095 (reliable diff)
disc.: 2 bullets in tail section; small plug in tail section; box on under LHS panel towards back - no difference (~.05-.1)
Fiddled with the black/yellow bullet cord attached to the neg. terminal on battery - just fiddled mind you: 11.5~11.8V (!)
disc. tail fuse: 12.15
reconnect tail fuse: 11.6-11.7 (reliable diff)
squeeze brake lever: 11.4
Hit starter button. Heard one muffled click, coming somewhere from the center (ish) region of bike.
Voltage dropped to .03 (still 12.3 in OFF).
disc tail: .2
reconnect tail: .03
fiddled w/ BY- again: 12
hit start: ditto -> .03
repeat 3x
Throughout this, I think the instrument lights were on (i.e. neutral).
At this point, I had the BY- unplugged, meter reading 12V.
Realized the neutral light was off, and plugged the thing back in. Hit start.
Voltage @12.4, but wouldn't even click.
Inserted BY- plug more. Still reading 12V, but lights turned back on.
Tried the starter one more time.... and it started right up. This was at full choke.
So, proceed to tests with engine on:
choked to 6krpm: 13~14.5
- to 4krpm: 14.5
choke off, @ 3.3krpm: 14.6
reduced idle to 3krpm: 14.58
- to 2.5krpm: 14.56
- to 2krpm: 14.3
- to 1.4krpm (recommended idle is 1.3 +/- .2): 13.3
revved w/ throttle to 7krpm: 14.5
- to 9krpm: 14.3
- to 4krpm: 14.3
- to 3krpm: 14.25
I let it idle for a while, it kept reading 14.3 ish, purred quite nicely.
Figured that it'd been fixed, turned it off, got my leathers etc out of the car and on me, parked the car, and drove the bike home via surface streets. Bike ran perfectly. Stalled out once at a stop sign by rpms dropping too low, but that's relatively normal, and it started up again w/ no problem.
Parked it at home, took the bus back to the car, drove the car home. Stopped briefly at home, then took the bike to a friend's party ~50 mi away with no issue whatsoever. Took it back, also no issue. Lightly raining for most of that.
HOWEVER...
Last night, I was going to go to a different party. Went to start the bike... it clicked once (same as like in the last stage of previous test), and nothing. Instrument light went out, too.
Took the box off, seat off, and fiddled with the BY- cable again... but nothing wokred. At one point, the light came on again even though I had only *moved* the cable (not moved the plugs wrt each other); tried to start it again, and same response.
I tested the voltage between the positive terminal and the far end of the plug, to make sure it was a good connection - 12.4 in OFF, .05 or so in ON.
So, WTF mates? It's presumably at this point some sort of weird physical thing of the wiring. But I don't know what. The BY- cord isn't obviously connected to anything else except the main taped trunk of electrical lines, and I'm pretty loath to cut that open.
BTW, during the inspection Friday, I did check the negative lead to frame, and it's bolted on just fine (the bolt is in the middle forward section, fwiw).
Now what?