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NFL 2023

I'm excited for the Eagles niner rematch this Sunday. Are the Eagles gonna target Purdy's elbow in order to destroy the niners season?
 
Hope I can catch the game this Sunday and they don't show some other stupid teams on national TV.

This game should be way different than last years.
 
Mike95060 said:
^ What makes you think that's a priority?
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Eagles only care about one thing, causing people who like the NFL suffering and misery. They feed only on hatred, loss, misery, and despair. They care nothing for winning or losing, only how to cause misery.

It seems to me that inflicting such an injury on the highly hopeful Niners would greatly align with their goals.

I expect their master plan would be to injure Purdy to break Niners fans, go to the Superbowl, then lose a super close game to inflict maximum suffering on their own fans and also upset the many, many other NFL Fans who want to see the Chiefs lose.

More than likely, the Fake Blackface article about the Chiefs kid was planted by agents of the Eagles in an effort to build hatred against Chiefs fans before their plan to lose to them in the Superbowl so they can fully enjoy it when they celebrate their typical summer break plans of giving AIDS to nice Grandmas, stealing children's birthday presents, and giving Cancer to cute puppies in the off season.
 
Eldritch said:
Eagles only care about one thing, causing people who like the NFL suffering and misery. They feed only on hatred, loss, misery, and despair. They care nothing for winning or losing, only how to cause misery.

It seems to me that inflicting such an injury on the highly hopeful Niners would greatly align with their goals.

I expect their master plan would be to injure Purdy to break Niners fans, go to the Superbowl, then lose a super close game to inflict maximum suffering on their own fans and also upset the many, many other NFL Fans who want to see the Chiefs lose.

More than likely, the Fake Blackface article about the Chiefs kid was planted by agents of the Eagles in an effort to build hatred against Chiefs fans before their plan to lose to them in the Superbowl so they can fully enjoy it when they celebrate their typical summer break plans of giving AIDS to nice Grandmas, stealing children's birthday presents, and giving Cancer to cute puppies in the off season.
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I'm not a conspiracy theorist but this makes just too much sense. I'm on board with this hypothesis. Furthermore the Eagles are Devil worshipping Satanists.
 
VicTim said:
I'm not a conspiracy theorist but this makes just too much sense. I'm on board with this hypothesis. Furthermore the Eagles are Devil worshipping Satanists.
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Not entirely true. They are actually Pat Robertson Worshiping Satanists enjoy skyclad ritual watching of The 700 Club while drinking Yards, smearing themselves in Whiz and eating TastyKake, which is upsetting to both Christians and Satanists.

Weirdly Jehovah's Witnesses are somehow OK with it, and Eagles seem to have no interest in annoying them, so I have always suspected some kind of evil alliance is afoot there.
 
^ You're crossing a line with the Robertson talk.

I'm actually fine with the rest of your statement.
 
Mike95060 said:
^ You're crossing a line with the Robertson talk.

I'm actually fine with the rest of your statement.
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I know, I know, your people do not want anyone to take his name in vain or be faced with the trial of the Crisco Lightpole.
 
Is this better? :dunno

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The mom is trying to stress that the are Chumash descendants, from Santa Ynez... but it still isn't a very good look seeing as how coastal natives were nothing like that.

... and the Kelce jersey! :facepalm :laughing
 
Eldritch said:
Not entirely true. They are actually Pat Robertson Worshiping Satanists enjoy skyclad ritual watching of The 700 Club while drinking Yards, smearing themselves in Whiz and eating TastyKake, which is upsetting to both Christians and Satanists.

Weirdly Jehovah's Witnesses are somehow OK with it, and Eagles seem to have no interest in annoying them, so I have always suspected some kind of evil alliance is afoot there.
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The Eagles vs 49er game this Sunday is a classic good vs evil showdown. The Eagles are very evil as you have pointed out but many people don't know how the 9ers are very close and supportive of several Bay Area Orphanages. They personally know and support many of those Indvidual orphans. They also support kindness to all animals, Enviromental sustainability and giving to the disadvantaged.

This game is more than just a win or lose football game. If the 9ers lose orphans, disadvantaged children, helpless animals and our environment will suffer unspeakable degradation. Let us hope that the 49er's can find a way to win for the sake of all humanity.
 
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VicTim said:
The Eagles vs 49er game this Sunday is a classic good vs evil showdown. The Eagles are very evil as you have pointed out but many people don't know how the 9ers are very close and supportive of several Bay Area Orphanages. They personally know and support many of those Indvidual orphans. They also support kindness to all animals, Enviromental sustainability and giving to the disadvantaged.

This game is more than just a win or lose football game. If the 9ers lose orphans, disadvantaged children, helpless animals and our environment will suffer unspeakable degradation. Let us hope that the 49er's can find a way to win for the sake of all humanity.
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If the Eagles win, it's gonna be like this in here:

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VicTim said:
The Eagles vs 49er game this Sunday is a classic good vs evil showdown. The Eagles are very evil as you have pointed out but many people don't know how the 9ers are very close and supportive of several Bay Area Orphanages. They personally know and support many of those Indvidual orphans. They also support kindness to all animals, Enviromental sustainability and giving to the disadvantaged.

This game is more than just a win or lose football game. If the 9ers lose orphans, disadvantaged children, helpless animals and our environment will suffer unspeakable degradation. Let us hope that the 49er's can find a way to win for the sake of all humanity.
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It is true. Let them shine.

Get ready all you lonely girls And leave those umbrellas at home.

https://www.tiktok.com/@stefondiggszn/video/7297020670351904042
 
ugh, started dallas D for week 13, and they gave me a whopping -1 puntas lol

also both seapigeons and dallas got to play 2 thursday night games 2 weeks in a row, kinda fuks their practice schedule up with traveling and shit no???
 
If the niners score anything in this drive, eagles ain't winnin.
 
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