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Online Dating, whats your experience?

Alright, then why do you want, to be in a relationship...

Love, companionship, emotional support, someone to split life's mundane chores with, and most importantly - someone to witness and savor those amazing farts you rip which would otherwise be wasted and unprovable to others...unfortunately what goes around also comes around. :fart
 
Love, companionship, emotional support, someone to split life's mundane chores with, and most importantly - someone to witness and savor those amazing farts you rip which would otherwise be wasted and unprovable to others...unfortunately what goes around also comes around. :fart

The classic Dutch Oven eh?
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:teeth

:leghump

So... how 'bout you come over later, say something stupid and then we go at it?

:rofl
 
Alright, then why do you want, to be in a relationship...

See below. That pretty much sums it up. Human nature I suppose.

Love, companionship, emotional support, someone to split life's mundane chores with, and most importantly - someone to witness and savor those amazing farts you rip which would otherwise be wasted and unprovable to others...unfortunately what goes around also comes around. :fart
 
On the subject of fucking-

before you have sex, the other person helps you get undressed. Afterwards, you dress yourself.

Moral of the story- Once your fucked, noone wants to help you.
 
x1000000 Who the fuck does that? Oh right, a 21 year old who thinks he's mature enough to date older women. LOLZ :thumbdown

Chilllll... this is barf I was sincerely joking, no offense intended!

Age is only a number to me... I was dating a girl I met in college two years older than me for years, and more recently a 25 year old who turned out to be engaged. It just feels like everyone my age prefers to bounce around, party and get plastered but I already had that phase so I've been looking for girls with jobs at least. I'm very respectful in real life, promise!
 
I don't a relationship as much as I desire a really well made sammich.

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