TripleSeven
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how YOU doin sammich!
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Online Dating, whats your experience?
- Thread starter Dubbington
- Start date
two wheel tramp
is the cutest
- Joined
- Dec 28, 2010
- Location
- your mom’s house
- Moto(s)
- DR6Fiddy x 2!, 790 ADV S, 9Fiddy SM-R, 89 Transalp, TTR2Fiddy
- Name
- Triple R
- BARF perks
- AMA #2771957
I don't a relationship as much as I desire a really well made sammich.
*taking notes on proper sammich making technique*
Hooli
Bonafide
Lol, trust me, you will definitely finish
Not if you finish first. Cootz ain't into two-minute men.
x1000000 Who the fuck does that? Oh right, a 21 year old who thinks he's mature enough to date older women. LOLZ
x1000000 Who the fuck does that? Oh right, a 21 year old who thinks he's mature enough to date older women. LOLZ
The irony of course being that you're putting someone down directly in an equally immature manner as he did indirectly, so the woman never knew about it.
Flying Pig
Still learning to ride
Love, companionship, emotional support, someone to split life's mundane chores with, and most importantly - someone to witness and savor those amazing farts you rip which would otherwise be wasted and unprovable to others...unfortunately what goes around also comes around.
QFT
two wheel tramp
is the cutest
- Joined
- Dec 28, 2010
- Location
- your mom’s house
- Moto(s)
- DR6Fiddy x 2!, 790 ADV S, 9Fiddy SM-R, 89 Transalp, TTR2Fiddy
- Name
- Triple R
- BARF perks
- AMA #2771957
Not if you finish first. Cootz ain't into two-minute men.
Hooli, you said what happened between us would stay private. You can't go sharing all my secrets here on teh barfs.
JesasaurusRex
On a break
Squidly McSmearstain
Well-known member
Hooli, you said what happened between us would stay private. You can't go sharing all my secrets here on teh barfs.
Wait! You expect MORE than two minutes? Shit, I thought I had a chance, but now I'm totally out of the running.
You would think being a fast ejaculator is evolutionary advantage. But no, the ladies are always SO demanding.
Wait! You expect MORE than two minutes? Shit, I thought I had a chance, but now I'm totally out of the running.
You would think being a fast ejaculator is evolutionary advantage, buy no.
If I come, it was right on time!
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You would think being a fast ejaculator is evolutionary advantage. But no, the ladies are always SO demanding.
You only have to finish once to make a baby, then that child can continue on disappointing women, but making children. Winner!
A penis with an overly sensitive man attached is a bad thing, and a man with a overly sensitive penis attached is a bad thing too.
two wheel tramp
is the cutest
- Joined
- Dec 28, 2010
- Location
- your mom’s house
- Moto(s)
- DR6Fiddy x 2!, 790 ADV S, 9Fiddy SM-R, 89 Transalp, TTR2Fiddy
- Name
- Triple R
- BARF perks
- AMA #2771957
Wait! You expect MORE than two minutes? Shit, I thought I had a chance, but now I'm totally out of the running.
You would think being a fast ejaculator is evolutionary advantage. But no, the ladies are always SO demanding.
Sorry, two pump chump is not my style.
MrIncredible
Is fintastic
Sorry, two pump chump is not my style.
I thought women liked surprises?
Moike
Shit Magnet
Sorry, two pump chump is not my style.
Two pumps if you're lucky...
Gixxergirl1000
AFM #731
- Joined
- Oct 30, 2006
- Location
- Stockton
- Moto(s)
- GSXR-1000; GSX-R 450 Triple race bike "Timmay"; GS 500 race bike "The Murderbike"
- Name
- Connie
There is nothing sexier than a spicy woman. A ball buster that will talk a little shit and look good while doing it.Oh ya, curves are delicious too.
How you doin'?
I don't a relationship as much as I desire a really well made sammich.
Might need a disarticulating jaw to eat that...
Hooli
Bonafide
^^^The woman who can deep-throat that is a keeper!
Gixxergirl1000
AFM #731
- Joined
- Oct 30, 2006
- Location
- Stockton
- Moto(s)
- GSXR-1000; GSX-R 450 Triple race bike "Timmay"; GS 500 race bike "The Murderbike"
- Name
- Connie
^^^ You're avatar looks like he's giving that sammich a run...
I think the guys with profiles on OKC should post up links so we canhit on look at them!
I think the guys with profiles on OKC should post up links so we can
Momo-san
Peachy!
- Joined
- Nov 3, 2007
- Location
- The Excelsior
- Moto(s)
- Yamaha Tracer 900GT
Fondly remembered exes:DRZ400SM;
the Supertanker (DR650);
z750; ex500
- Name
- Jeanette
- BARF perks
- AMA #: 3163073
I think the guys with profiles on OKC should post up links so we canhit onlook at them!
Agreed
TripleSeven
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No.