Online Dating, whats your experience?

[Agent Orange]

Ive seen shit like this...

"my name is blah blah blah, and I am into caucasion guys who are at least 6' tall. so if you don't fit this criteria, chances are you're not for me..."

 

[two wheel tramp]

Not exactly available.

Cheers!

Aw. You're so adorbz in your wedding picture. Congratulations.

Ive seen shit like this...

"my name is blah blah blah, and I am into caucasion guys who are at least 6' tall. so if you don't fit this criteria, chances are you're not for me..."

A height requirement has never made sense to me. My ex was just a few inches taller than I was. My only other serious relationship was with a guy my height, which was awesome. (Keep in mind I was married from age 18-30 )

 

[Agent Orange]

5" heels are all the rage these days, dont you know?

 

[Traq]

Sorry mate, you're not my type, and as of a few days ago:

Not exactly available.

Cheers!

FTFY

 

[two wheel tramp]

5" heels are all the rage these days, dont you know?

I sprained my ankle a few weeks ago so I can't do heels right now, I can't ride in 5" heels and those things are best saved for the bedroom.

 

[Zerox]

I can't ride in 5" heels and those things are best saved for the bedroom.

Perhaps you shall elaborate?

The "public match" questions sure ask a lot of private stuff! "Do you masturbate often?" But they don't clearly define "often."

 

[cynner]

No.

Me neither.

 

[two wheel tramp]

Perhaps you shall elaborate?

The "public match" questions sure ask a lot of private stuff! "Do you masturbate often?" But they don't clearly define "often."

I like sexy shoes. Give me a pair of designer shoes and I will ooooh and aaaah over them like any female. However, out on the street I value mobility and comfort more than fashion. Looking pretty is fine but I wanna be able to DO stuff and walk and stand on my feet without them hurting.

That said, I do have a pair of patent stilettos I wear to work frequently. I just can't right now because my ankle still hurts from the last time I sprained it.

 

[Gixxergirl1000]

Checkmate! I'm not ashamed

I better not get a wink from Marlowe now

www.okcupid.com/profile/rcpsych

Great profile, and if you were a dozen years older...

Yikes, if Moike and Dub can do it with bravery, we all should.

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/kiowaeyes123

You have mail!!

wow that's crazy. mine is the factory 350.

Ah yes... but you still own yours, and it runs. You should let me drive it... I'll feel like I'm in college again... did I ever mention what a bad girl I was in college??

 

[two wheel tramp]

You have mail!!

I totally checked out his profile, too.

 

[mike23w]

Congrats man, that's fantastic.

You gunna make cards like this to send out?

[youtube]doTln-HDFQo[/youtube]

 

[mike23w]

You may have already seen me.

that fro is dope. he could be a player with that fro if it weren't for that massive second blubber-like chin.

 

[V4]

Ive seen shit like this...

"my name is blah blah blah, and I am into caucasion guys who are at least 6' tall. so if you don't fit this criteria, chances are you're not for me..."

i noticed that so for fun, i signed up for this okcupid thing and put, "sorry, no asian women....don't need the drama, gold diggers, mental games, or immaturity"

i got responses like: " you don't know what you're missing", "i don't date azn guys", "you're an ass", "you can't handle me anyways", and links to their ad with "white guys only"

 

[mike23w]

i noticed that so for fun, i signed up for this okcupid thing and put, "sorry, no asian women....don't need the drama, gold diggers, mental games, or immaturity"

i got responses like: " you don't know what you're missing", "i don't date azn guys", "you're an ass", "you can't handle me anyways", and links to their ad with "white guys only"

 

[two wheel tramp]

i noticed that so for fun, i signed up for this okcupid thing and put, "sorry, no asian women....don't need the drama, gold diggers, mental games, or immaturity"

i got responses like: " you don't know what you're missing", "i don't date azn guys", "you're an ass", "you can't handle me anyways", and links to their ad with "white guys only"

no wonder dudes hate online dating. i don't always love it but since i read men's ads i don't see a bunch of shit like that.


EDIT: I just logged on to OKC and a BARFer was at the top of the suggested matches list.

 

[weak_link]

As Momo pointd out to me, Barfers seem to love pics of themselves laying down on a bed and ready for action. I'm guilty of this as well on my profile pic too.

 

[Zerox]

As Momo pointd out to me, Barfers seem to love pics of themselves laying down on a bed and ready for action.

I blame Burt Reynolds for blazing the trail.

 

[two wheel tramp]

As Momo pointd out to me, Barfers seem to love pics of themselves laying down on a bed and ready for action. I'm guilty of this as well on my profile pic too.

Really? I need to find more of y'all on there. I have no such photo.

 

[Marlowe]

Congrats man, that's fantastic.

You gunna make cards like this to send out?

No.



Thanks everyone. And Dubs -- never had an OKC account, never will. There are women all around you. Learn to talk to them!

 

[Zerox]

Thanks everyone. And Dubs -- never had an OKC account, never will.

You look familiar...didn't you just tour the White House?