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Online Dating, whats your experience?

So do I - if you consider toothpicks shapely. I took a class yesterday that was taught by a former Force Recon Marine. His bloody upper arms are bigger than my thighs... But they do their job. :thumbup
 
Joebar4000 said:
This is the pic she was referring to.

Apparently she told her friends, 'He's either gay, or European... look at those shorts!' :rofl
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Those legs look simular to my arms.:twofinger
 
Joebar4000 said:
This is the pic she was referring to.
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You look like Van Damme's little brother. :p
 
Moike said:
Early last week Christie's brother informed her that he didn't pay the rent last month and they were getting booted. So I made arrangements for her to move in with me. I Go over last night to help pack/move and she's screaming and throwing things around like a crazy person. :wtf I quietly excused myself from the apartment and laid rubber in the Dodge like the devil was chasing me.
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You don't have siblings, do you? :laughing

There's a special kind of insane that can come out only between siblings.
 
Traq said:
You don't have siblings, do you? :laughing

There's a special kind of insane that can come out only between siblings.
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I'm normally really really calm.

No one can push my buttons like my brother, to the point where I've offered him my vacation home on condition he never speak to me again.


Fucker wouldn't take it.
 
MrIncredible said:
I'm normally really really calm.

No one can push my buttons like my brother, to the point where I've offered him my vacation home on condition he never speak to me again.


Fucker wouldn't take it.
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Um, what can I do that will really piss you off to the point where you'll make me the same offer? :teeth
 
I'm reminded now of an online date that involved me driving out to the middle of BF nowhere to pick her up, we headed into town to await for a movie, where she promptly "accidentally" ran into some other guy "friend" and headed off into the sunset for whatever excuse she made up. Seems the guy couldn't be arsed to drive out there himself to get his piece of action and needed it delivered.

Best (worst) part is she tried to pull the same trick the next weekend, then when I called her on the bullsh*t, she proceeded to accuse me of being all sorts of nasty things, which when a reasonably attractive woman starts complaining, all the save-a-ho's jump on the bandwagon, and when a critical mass is reached, everyone buys into the story. Until there's enough of a critical mass of screwed-over people but by then I was done with that site.
 
pro tip: if you feel like you're stuck in the friend zone permanently ask yourself- did you ever actually say "I'm interested- can we take this to a different level?"
nothing ventured, nothing gained. the right Ask and a damned good kiss can toss rule 24 right out the window
 
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