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Online Dating, whats your experience?

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i'd be too embarrassed to join one of those online dating sites.

im also a pussy in real life when i see a cute girl i run and hide.

im doomed to become a bitter old man.
 
My girl friend made me answer a personal ad. Off craigslist :facepalm

I addressed every single sentence in his ad. I let him know I was old, overweight, worked too much, didn't really have weekends free, and was geographically undesirable.
I did not say I owned and lived on my paid off boat, rode motorcycles, loved to camp and hike.
He found the brute honesty refreshing, we set up a date for Sunday evening in Tiburon. I explained that I would be coming in after 3 days on the ocean, I would be unbathed, my hair would be matted, and my breath not fresh.
As I walked to our meet spot I saw this stunning, sexy motorcycle, a Cagiva that was obviously dated but immaculate. I decided to wait to see who owned the motorcycle.
After about 25 minutes realized I had to go meet this guy from craigslist walked in to the place looking like hell and there was a stunning looking man with a 'stich and a Shoei slung over the chair next to him.
My date and the owner of the Cagiva.

6 years we live together, we are having a blast :party
 
OkCupid tried to hook me up with Smallfry.
We had a good laugh over that one.

Everyone else I've had a relationship with for any length of time, I've met in person, been introduced by friends, etc.
 
Nemo Brinker said:
OkCupid tried to hook me up with Smallfry.
We had a good laugh over that one.

Everyone else I've had a relationship with for any length of time, I've met in person, been introduced by friends, etc.
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That just gave me a bloody nose Nemo!!!
 
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