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hello nerds!
Kurosaki said:
The local CVS has Warheads candy!!! I bought 6 bags of them. I haven't seen Warheads in any store in a long time. I assumed they don't exist anymore.

Do you want to erase your tastebuds and not taste anything for the next 24 hours!? SUCK ON SOME WARHEADS, MOTHAFUCKA!

DO YOU WANT YOUR FACE TO PUCKER UP MORE THAN WATCHING A THAILAND STRIP CLUB DONKEY SHOW? SUCK ON SOME WARHEADS, MOTHAFUCKA!!

DO YOU WANT TO MAKE A STINK FACE WORSE THAN WALKING INTO THE BATHROOM AT A DIVE BAR? SUCK ON SOME WARHEADS, MOTHAFUCKA!!!
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i just ate like 6 minneolas and my face was all screwed up from the tartness.

they were soooo good.

my foot hurts. sounds like i have to wear a stupid boot for four weeks or so before i can actually walk in regular shoes. :x

i’m so fucking irritated with how long this all takes.
 
N4teTheGreat said:
Well I was gonna stay in but I think I'm supposed to go find the pot of gold now...
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man the internet put up so many images of this.
nice rainbow!
that seagull is like a drone

BTW: one of the most befungled and annoying bike-lane endings to the right of the picture.

wazzuFreddo said:
That was a fun shaker
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did you get the notification that i liked one of your old posts the other day?
 
two wheel tramp said:
hello nerds!

i just ate like 6 minneolas and my face was all screwed up from the tartness.

they were soooo good.

my foot hurts. sounds like i have to wear a stupid boot for four weeks or so before i can actually walk in regular shoes. :x

i’m so fucking irritated with how long this all takes.
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I had a dream you showed up to a ride wearing a boot and I was like, are you sure this was a good idea and you had a plan on how to get on and off the bike, so, there's hope!
 
N4teTheGreat said:
I had a dream you showed up to a ride wearing a boot and I was like, are you sure this was a good idea and you had a plan on how to get on and off the bike, so, there's hope!
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this made me laugh when i read it.

“i just wanna ride.”
 
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N4teTheGreat said:
I had a dream you showed up to a ride wearing a boot and I was like, are you sure this was a good idea and you had a plan on how to get on and off the bike, so, there's hope!
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Dreams are a learning experience. I write a lot of them in in email to myself because if you don't write it down, the dream and the what happened and the details are lost, if I didn't write it down.
 
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Kurosaki said:
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Dreams are a learning experience. I write a lot of them in in email to myself because if you don't write it down, the dream and the what happened and the details are lost, if I didn't write it down.
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“cootz was a doofus, even in my dreams. this tracks.”
 
I'm in a weird feeling right now and in the past weeks.

I am not a morning person, she knows this.. but most mornings there is a notification "Good morning" plus other words.

Mentioned her here before and I might be repeating this, I suppose the feeling is not repeating because it's constant, for a better word.

We've known each for over a decade, went to the same college, and the last time we saw each other at the Orange County Fair, both of us planned to be there. Just the two of us. I viewed it as a platonic thing but I can be I'm an oblivious idiot. Take a rock and hit me over the head to say you like me.

A woman wouldn't text you daily "Good morning!" If there wasn't something there.
 
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