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Today's Pet Peeve

Bay Arean said:
You're just too good at this. That's really a good idea.You got her pegged, bro, except that she would quickly dump the garbage in the common area. She's constantly sniffin' her nose around everytime some new person with any kind of cologne or perfume comes in the office and lets us all know that she smells it and disapproves. She informs us that she is extra sensitive while we wince and mentally eyeroll.

I once had a daydream about squirting a little skunk oil in her office for this very reason. Of course I never do stuff like that....but a guy can dream.
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get this:
http://www.liquidass.com/

and this:
http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/b278/
 
The rainbow colored "anti-hassle tassels" (left over from Pride) on my bike keep braiding themselves :mad
 
Bay Arean said:
You're just too good at this. That's really a good idea.You got her pegged, bro, except that she would quickly dump the garbage in the common area. She's constantly sniffin' her nose around everytime some new person with any kind of cologne or perfume comes in the office and lets us all know that she smells it and disapproves. She informs us that she is extra sensitive while we wince and mentally eyeroll.

I once had a daydream about squirting a little skunk oil in her office for this very reason. Of course I never do stuff like that....but a guy can dream.
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Banana peel in the trash can. She probably won't want to touch that. Fucking things stink after a couple minutes.
 
EjGlows said:
Today's Pet Peeve

People that change into my lane and then immediately slam on their brakes for no reason.

Yours?

*Just one a day, please.
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Brah! That gets my hackles up!! Mine is when the lane on my left is clear and cars pass me on the right. Don't know why but that shit annoys me! :)
 
people who speed up next to me in Lane #2 when I'm in lane #1 (leftmost) on the highway . Only to stay at the same position, right next to me. Or, to speed up to go up to the car in front of them and not do anything.
 
People who ask the same question multiple times. I hate having my time wasted.

Asking again will not change my answer or the lead time.
 
Killroy1999 said:
People that make a lot of snorting, hacking, coughing noises.
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Sometimes when I'm taking an exam I realize just how incredibly noisy it is with all the coughing, sneezing, sniffling, wheezing, you name it. Becoming aware of it all is maddening.

planegray said:
The rainbow colored "anti-hassle tassels" (left over from Pride) on my bike keep braiding themselves :mad
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Quit trying to change them! Can't you see they're happy the way they are? :twofinger
 
Abyss said:
...........Quit trying to change them! Can't you see they're happy the way they are? :twofinger
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damn, that advice works on so MANY levels :laughing
 
people who bring huge bags of greasy Burger King onto the airplane :mad
 
People who can't merge. Seriously, if people were at least half decent traffic everywhere would be less shitty.

And people who wait until there are absolutely NO cars to make a right turn. Or the whole right lane is clear and they wait until the cars in the left lane go by.... :facepalm
 
people who need to stop being such cheap asses and pay the damn $25 to check their steemer trunk. :mad
 
wazzuFreddo said:
people who bring huge bags of greasy Burger King onto the airplane :mad
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OK buddy, now were gonna have it out. First off, peanuts don't cut it. Secondly, I know I'm pissing everyone off and I like it that way! (and thirdly, I woulda got pizza hut but they aren't open at 6am):laughing
 
Wumpus said:
People who can't merge. Seriously, if people were at least half decent traffic everywhere would be less shitty.

And people who wait until there are absolutely NO cars to make a right turn. Or the whole right lane is clear and they wait until the cars in the left lane go by.... :facepalm
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But I have to do that because I'm a-scared of usin teh gas pedalz!!! I might go too fast!!!
 
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