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What was your strangest date ever?

I was having a great time with this chick I met at a Goth club, wine and dine and all that, similar interests, knew a lot of the same people. Really hitting it off, really cool chemistry. In the middle of dinner she busts out with her born again status and how much she loves Jesus. Those of you who know my work on BARF over the years can understand the venom with which I nearly proceeded to burn down the entire building with in my response. This was extraordinarily difficult to execute while still remaining civil, but I was somehow able to find the appropriate language as I have a very difficult time tolerating men being rude to women. Yeah, to this day the strangeness of that turn of conversation blows my mind.
 
I would imagine that I have been someones strangest date ever.:rofl
 
Eldritch said:
I was having a great time with this chick I met at a Goth club, wine and dine and all that, similar interests, knew a lot of the same people. Really hitting it off, really cool chemistry. In the middle of dinner she busts out with her born again status and how much she loves Jesus. Those of you who know my work on BARF over the years can understand the venom with which I nearly proceeded to burn down the entire building with in my response. This was extraordinarily difficult to execute while still remaining civil, but I was somehow able to find the appropriate language as I have a very difficult time tolerating men being rude to women. Yeah, to this day the strangeness of that turn of conversation blows my mind.
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Oh how I wish I could have been sitting at the adjacent table... :rofl
 
I just remembered this one. Meet a decent enough girl, ask her out, we go to dinner, and she's telling me her ex-husband is a president of the Hell's Angels, or ex-pres or something of the sort, and he owes her (really) $17 million dollars, just like the Nigerians owe me. Absolutely serious when she tells me this. Which is followed by, "Can I have the change in your ashtray in your truck?" And, "Can you buy me some cigarettes?" She did not have a penny on her. I wonder what she would have done for $5 bucks?
 
afmotorsports said:
I see what you did there... :rofl

Love you Connie, miss me yet? :teeth
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Caught that, huh? :teeth
And yeah, I miss you a LOT!!! You give the best hugs... :love
When the weather gets a little more dry and a tad warmer, you gonna go riding with me? :)

corndog67 said:
I just remembered this one. Meet a decent enough girl, ask her out, we go to dinner, and she's telling me her ex-husband is a president of the Hell's Angels, or ex-pres or something of the sort, and he owes her (really) $17 million dollars, just like the Nigerians owe me. Absolutely serious when she tells me this. Which is followed by, "Can I have the change in your ashtray in your truck?" And, "Can you buy me some cigarettes?" She did not have a penny on her. I wonder what she would have done for $5 bucks?
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An older lady I used to know would have referred to her as a "bucket of beer chippy"... and I'm pretty sure you know exactly what she would have done for $5... ;)
 
afmotorsports said:
Sure, I'm about 5 minutes away from the 76 station in Saratoga. Only street legal bike I have left is the dualsport DR650 but I'll do my best to keep up... ;)
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Ninja, please!! :hand You forget, I watched you race Lisa Kinberger's Ninja 250.... some of the best racing I'd ever seen.
I think what you meant to say is "Only street legal bike I have left is the dualsport DR650... but do your best to keep up..." :p

And I'll try... :facepalm

But I can't wait to go riding with you!!! :) :love
 
I went on a date with a customer I used to have at Starbucks. She was super cute, always fun to talk to so I figured it would be fun. In the car to wherever we were going she was telling me all about the ghosts in her house and what they do and all that.. I decided not to go after that, but she is still like in love with me.

After I moved to AZ she bought a plane ticket to come see me.. Keep in mind she was a customer! And I saw her outside of work like 3 times. Never even kissed her! She's a pscyho. GNSTALODZ knows who she is. haha
 
NorCalAthlete said:
Down in Texas I hit Hooters with a few riding buddies. As we're leaving and I'm putting on my helmet, one of the waitresses (not the one who'd been waiting on our table) runs out and hands me a slip of paper with her number on it, kisses me on the cheek and whispers "you're fucking HOT" in my ear before running back inside. Buddies high five me, we take off. I text her when I get home and she tells me to pick her up when she gets off work, she wants a ride on the bike. Well, it's about 70 degrees and balmy out so I grab my extra helmet and go pick her up. She's grabbing on me, we cruise around a bit, make out, she suggests going back to my place. All is well so far, I have a hot little 20 year old Hooters waitress (still in her work outfit) on the back of my bike, I'm getting honks and thumbs up at stoplights, etc. (I was 23 at the time). We go back to my place, have some fun, and the pillow talk is where it starts getting weird...

She starts talking about her family...and how she has "witchy powers" passed down to her by her mom. Her sister also has the powers, as do all the women in her direct family. She can hear dead people, SOMETIMES get them to react / respond when she talks back to them, she hexed her ex boyfriend from high school and he died in a car accident a week later, her mom hexed some dude who beat her ass before she got married to the current dad and that dude died in some other accident, etc. Crazy shit. And dead serious, no pun intended, about all of it.

We fucked a few more times after that, but there was no more pillow talk, dates, or anything else, and she wasn't that great in bed other than being visually appealing.
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Didn't happen to be related to these girls, eh? (Paranormal Activity movies) :laughing

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Those movies probably freak you out just a bit more than anybody else...:laughing

Oh man, that's weird though.
 
One girl took me on a movie date to see a flick about infidelity. There was not a second date.

Bitches be crazy.
 
EjGlows said:
One girl took me on a movie date to see a flick about infidelity. There was not a second date.

Bitches be crazy.
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Knew something about you screamed "unattainable":laughing


Strangest...... That's tough.

There was the one that projectile vomited on the back of my head on what was supposed to be our "first" night.

There was the one that asked "Will you like... slap me and hit me sometimes? Not right now bc that'd be weird but....."

some other real goodies that still fall under the "too soon" category ;)

But yeah, I agree EJ, looney females are in no short supply. Tend to be fun in bed.... and that's about it.
 
I went on a date with a girl and we had just ordered dinner and she asked if I wanted to see her new tattoo (she was about 19 at the time, I wasn't a whole lot older).

Of course, hoping to see more skin I said sure. It was a tattoo on her calf that said "Selfish".

Unimpressed, I asked about the origins, and she explained she got it because her mother had been calling her that ever since her abortion. This earned her a look, to which she replied "oh don't worry it was like, five years ago".

Realizing this wasn't going to go anywhere I actually wanted it to I casually got up, went to the bathroom, climbed out the window, and left her there.
 
I worked in the bike biz for years and had a lady customer that was gorgeous and into bikes. Hawt as all get out and divorced but I was married at the time. A professional lady and a Physicians Assistant, not into drugs or anything else, I was an EMT Paramedic so we had a few things in common.

Once in a while I'd throw a yard party for friends and some customers and she once came with a bf. About a year after my divorce I went on a weekender to a mile race in another state and she was there with another group. I had no idea she was going. We joined our two groups for dinner, chatted etc.

Dinner and copious drinks later a lot of us were buzzed up. With her small frame she was quite drunk and I discussed it with others in her group, aah, Mary is pretty hammered and she can stay in my room if she wants or one of you will have to cart her back to your motel. As my motel was across the street from the bar, and hers a few miles away she likely would have flopped her bike on the way back.

I did the you can stay in my room if you want as there are two beds offer with the sincere I'll sleep with my clothes on etc. confirmation. I had no intentions to hook up and get teh sexy goin and blow a first 'date' per se. I let her in and walk back to the bar and ride her bike over to the motel and park it.

I walk into the room and you guessed it, standing naked with the come here finger motion with her drunk skewed eyes and smile. God what a figure. Sticks her hand down my pants and deftly starts massaging the plumbing. Well at that point my point took over and it was a fun filled night. The next morning she had to hook with her group to head out, we had coffee kissy hugs and agreed to meet again back home.

We went out the next week and had a decent time on a say, Wednesday night.
So,,, Thursday night I get home from work, open the garage door, and there's her bike. Huh??? Yeah I know, but I live in an area where you don't have to lock anything. I walk in, she's cooking dinner. Aah hi.. 'I'm moving in'. Huh? Yes, my clothes are all hung in the closet.

We had a couple cocktails primarily to soften my shock and I explained and that I wasn't ready for a long term since the relatively recent divorce and I want to take it a bit slower than this. And I asked what about your responsibility to your kids? ~7 and 9 at the time.

Oh, my mother will take care of them. She goes to the bathroom and comes back all nekkid. I apologized again about making out at the race weekend and that I want to take it slow. She flipped and started cussing and ranting, got dressed, on her bike and split.

That night I folded and boxed her belongings and took them to work the next day and called her. She came over to pick them up and didn't say a word. Call me and we'll talk I added to keep the channels open.
Last I heard she hooked with a guy and left the state and left her kids with her mom.
 
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