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Why do chicks play games?

m_asim said:
I believe a certain someone is eating crow right now.
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As much as the SAYING is apropos, I doubt Crow would have anything to do with this particular situation, even if it did mean 'getting eaten....'
 
deaconblues said:
As much as the SAYING is apropos, I doubt Crow would have anything to do with this particular situation, even if it did mean 'getting eaten....'
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LMAO. Deacon you are gonna get me fired!
 
Just wait until her husband leaves again. I am sure you two will connect back up! :laughing
 
Horse said:
Who the hell brought this back from the ANAL's of barf.:laughing
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god ho wei i wish for some chicks to play games witnme mright now. like hid etheweasle in the vagine. tahts always a goo dgame.
 
Hooli, this song is for you... i love it:

If You Wanna Be Happy
Jimmy Soul
May, 1963 LeGrand-S.P.Q.R Records

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall
As soon as he married her and then she starts
To do the things that will break his heart

But if you make an ugly woman your wife
A-you'll be happy for the rest of your life
An ug-a-ly woman cooks meals on time
And she'll always give you peace of mind

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

[Sax solo]

Don't let your friends say you have no taste
Go ahead and marry anyway
Though her face is ugly, her eyes don't match
Take it from me, she's a better catch

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

[Spoken:]
Say man!
Hey baby!
I saw your wife the other day!
Yeah?
Yeah, an' she's ug-leeee!
Yeah, she's ugly, but she sure can cook, baby!
Yeah, alright!

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
 
Horse said:
Who the hell brought this back from the ANAL's of barf.:laughing
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I linked it in my signature, along with a favorite quote of mine..

;)


you are my new hero..
 
The topic of this thread is: Why do chicks play games?

Nothing has changed from the time Hooli posted this, to present day. So, I must reiterate, that all women are crazy. ;)
 
Hooli said:
I had a feast, now it's back to famine...

:|
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Time to stop eating your girlfriends Mr Dahlmer.
 
Hooli said:
Okay, so I met this girl a little over a week ago. Puerto Rican, cute smile, a native New Yorker who lives out here now. We shared some common interests (so it seemed), and there was definitely some rapport there. We met for coffee first, dinner the second date and made plans for a third meet.

[rant]

Now it seems that she's fallen off the radar completely...doesn't return voice messages or emails. :mad My question is, if most girls feel that there is no possible chemistry, why can't they just be upstanding and say so, so I won't waste my time? It's s**t like this that really pisses me off and makes me so damn cynical.
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But you know what? Her f'ing loss.

[/rant]

NEXT!
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poor hooli :(
 
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