Why is the BMW S1000r the greatest bike ever?

[joespeedfast]

ZOMG! BARF=Revitalizes attitude and, restores faith in man kind
BMW="The only thing to fear, is fear itself!"

 

[V4]

Epic Beard Man rides one

 

[Ogg]

The S1000RR made the world in one day while God was having lunch.

Fixed.

 

[Lovedoc]

S1000r- It's badass

 

[xgambit]

jack bauer recreated the ride from 'long way round' in one episode of 24....on an s1000r.

 

[maxandgrinch]

 

[Brown81]

If it is better than a Ninja 250.....




....it must be an S1000RR

 

[cydobomb]

The S10000R hasn't been spammed on BARF in lame thread after thread.

BARF is spam surrounding the nougat core of the "S Ten".

 

[xgambit]

If it is better than a Ninja 250.....




....it must be an S1000RR

you have to be specific, the only others bike that can even come close to the greatness that is the s1000r is the 08 and up ninja 250. the regular ninja 250s automatically became pocket lint as soon as the 08 version came out.

 

[luckett]

the S1000R is so awesome that Aprilia recalled all RSV4s to put S1000R engines in them

 

[planegray]

s1000r has already won this years motogp

 

[cydobomb]

So gnarly that nobody who owns one has white hair- until they ride it.

 

[Entoptic]

the s1000r doesnt pose at starbucks, starbuck poses next to it

that is the best one thus far.

That had me Lawling at work.

 

[R666]

this post just made my day. And here I thought I was going to get a chance to bag on how the bodywork is so thin that when removed it morphs into origami mini S100RR's.

Because it's just that AWESOME. In fact, an additional mode can be unlocked that unleashes 50 more hp and autopilot just by cutting the yellow wire. Guaranteed to make you an A group rider your first time on the track.

 

[Brown81]

you have to be specific, the only others bike that can even come close to the greatness that is the s1000r is the 08 and up ninja 250. the regular ninja 250s automatically became pocket lint as soon as the 08 version came out.

I stand corrected!

 

[Squidly McSmearstain]

you have to be specific, the only others bike that can even come close to the greatness that is the s1000r is the 08 and up ninja 250. the regular ninja 250s automatically became pocket lint as soon as the 08 version came out.

Bullshit. I have it on good authority that the older 250 Ninjas morphed into belly button lint when the '08 version was first conceived.

 

[xgambit]

Bullshit. I have it on good authority that the older 250 Ninjas morphed into belly button lint when the '08 version was first conceived.

belly button lint, pocket lint..its how the s1000r sees all other bikes.

 

[Brown81]

belly button lint, pocket lint..its how the s1000r sees all other bikes.

Because, compared to the S1000R, that is exactly what they are.

 

[xgambit]

i posted this elsewhere but just for the sake of record keeping...

when an s1000r does a burnout, it actually spins the earth under its rear wheel and stops the earth's rotation with the front wheel all at the same time!

 

[cydobomb]

The S1000R is so badass, it doesn't have a kill switch. It has a CANBUS kill switchboard.

...so badass BMW had to remove the heated seats- cause your ass will melt just from looking at it.

...so badass it doesn't afraid of anything.

...so revolutionary that Suzuki plans to make a sportbike that looks just like it.