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Why is the BMW S1000r the greatest bike ever?

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...the BMW s1000r has so many expensive high performance electronics added that they had to put the ugliest front end of all time on the bike as a theft deterent.
 

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CBRider said:
...the BMW s1000r has so many expensive high performance electronics added that they had to put the ugliest front end of all time on the bike as a theft deterent.
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:rofl:rofl:rofl

Looks like a geek that got punched in the face with his glasses on.
 
The S1000R won a 24 hour endurance race against some particles in the Large Hadron Collider.

The S1000R was not made by BMW but was sent back in time by Skynet.

Scientists are working to devise new units of measurement to gauge the S1000R's power.

You don't need a bunch of friends doing stunts to shut down a bridge or freeway, you just need a S1000R.

Every S1000R sold comes with full immunity from prosecution in every jurisdiction in the U.S.
 
OP, it is S1000RR
if you're gonna make an effort to make a new thread about it, please, at least get the name right..
 
The S1000R is so badass it doesn't care if someone doesn't use it's last letter
 
OP tried to type it right, but his keyboard melted from the sheer awesomeness of typing the model name before he could get the second 'R' out.
 
It's called the S1000R. It only looks like two RRs because it's going so fast the single R is blurred.

The S1000R can lap the Nurburgring faster than you can type its name, regardless of how many Rs you use.
 
The s1000r comes stock with a plug-in port







....for a g-suit
 
Too 2009?

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yes, my photochop skillz are the suck
 
CBRider said:
...the BMW s1000r has so many expensive high performance electronics added that they had to put the ugliest front end of all time on the bike as a theft deterent.
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FUCKING FINALLY SOMEONE MENTIONED HOW BUTT ASS UGLY THE FRONT IS.
ITS SOOOO UGLY THAT IT LOOKS LIKE THE OFFSPRING OF FRANKENSTEIN AND HIS RETARDED WIFE/SISTER.
COME ON PEOPLE....its flat out he ugliest sportbike of the last decade. its just another sourkruat machine. blah blah blah:deadhorse:jaded:jaded
 
^^^ It's been mentioned before several times in several different threads actually. Where have you been? :twofinger

Although I'd say it's more of a personal preference.
 
It's well known that the S1000RR has a "Chuck Norris" mode.


What BMW won't tell you is that it's never been tested, because even Chuck Norris is afraid to try it.
 
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