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7 Reasons Shoppers hate Costco

Some are the complaints are just not their business model. Like help with products. That's not the warehouse shopping deal.I don't expect it at all.

The lines are bad because we live in the congested Bay Area. I've been to much lighter-traffic Costcos, which was a pleasure.

I think Costco has become more and more like Walmart in the sense of constantly moving items for customer visibility (people see things differently if they can't follow the same path). I detest this so much it makes me mad thinking of it. You never know where the hell anything is going to be and the problem is getting worse. It used to just be seasonal now its at least monthly.

The mortal sin to me is cutting you off of seemingly perpetual products. You guys razzed me about it, but for several months they didn't sell refried beans, which they have carried for at least a decade. Which was ridiculous. They finally got one variety back. The latest thing are those sandwich thins. For a while they sold three varieties. For the last three visits, they just don't sell em period. Dieters love em because you can make yer sammich but have less bread, less carbs. A truly popular item. Instead they "leaned in" with way too many varieties of regular sliced bread, albeit holistic, sustainable, premium whole grains whatever. I know damn well that all us fat people still shop there the most so this bugs me big time. Just look around.

If you guys are on a very limited schedule like me and have to be at work all day, I'll tell you the best time to go which is between 5 to 6 pm. on a weekday. NEVER go on a Sunday because thats when all the workaholic people make a frickin holiday on their one day off. No food samples at the times I go (unless its Friday), which is just fine. I wish they didn't do food samples at all. I already know what anything I want tastes like, it's just an encumbrance. Don't think the football games are gonna make traffic lighter on a Sunday, at least in this part of the East Bay, where so many people do not originate in the US.

At a heavily-visited urban location like my local Costco (El Cerrito) the fast food service is a moot point. It's just too frickin crowded, it could be caviar for a buck, I don't care. I have been stuck in the damn place long enough just trying to find where they hid my staples. I want out, out, out. I have been a customer since they opened, I think back in the 90s, actually in a different building. I do all the food shopping in mi casa, so I know that store well. You are elbow to elbow with people you wouldnt' normally have to be with in that joint, I ain't sharing the uncomfortable picnic table with em.

Oh yeah, and they got me hooked on the two-color block cheese then stopped carrying it, replacing it with pre-shredded version. Which spoils must faster due to more surface exposure. Really pisses me off. I haven't checked the label, but before you ever buy shredded cheese, make sure it doesn't have "cellulose" (sawdust) added to keep it from clumping. Yuck.

The fact that they have dairy spread over several cases is annoying too. Refrig room for milk and eggs. Gourmet cheese in several aisles in the middle. Cheaper cheese at another aisle. Some yogurt in that aisle, more in another. Butter in both gourmet and other sections. Give me a frickin break.

To me, there is a confusion, not a plan at my local store. I have slowly been migrating away from costco on some items, even though they cost more just because I get so tired of looking for stuff and not finding it, that I don't want to go so often to repeat the experience.
 
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Costco doesn't give a shit if it's a good experience. They purposely make it just bad enough that you usually don't want to go, but not so bad that you would cancel your membership. If you look at their financials, they make practically all their profit from the membership fee.

And what about their "just for show" merchandise that you aren't actually supposed to buy? The large furniture, outdoor equipment, etc in the center of the store. There's no will call, so how the hell do you get your new patio furniture rung up and in the car, without an army of hired helpers or 5 best friends?

Membership costs are like 600 million, compared to merchandise profits of about 24 Billion.

They ship for things bought online, and otherwise a lot of people own big SUV's or trucks. There is no way Costco would keep products around if they didn't sell, that's not in their business model.
 
Late night Costco runs are the bessst

first thing when they open on any day, and "quitting time" around 4-530 in the evening on week days like bay arean said, work well for me.

costco gas stations open at 6am, they're pretty empty before the store opens
 
My favorite SF Costco story -

I was looking for spices, I think, and a 4'5" azn lady walks up close to me and 2 seconds later squeeks out this high pitched fart. It was long enough that I looked down at her while she was still in process. She looked back at me as she finished. I, unfortunately for her, had been holding back about a liter of air out of respect for my surroundings. But now its ON! I stared her right in the face and blasted 2.5 seconds of deep rich revenge, lifting my leg her direction a bit. It went full auto a few times at the end cuz I was already laughing.:laughing The look of horror on her face was pure gold, and I said " HEY, YOU STARTED IT" as she turned and scooted away.

Loved that one!:rofl
 
I like Costco. The talent level at the Santa Barbara and San Luis Obispo stores is very high. Griping about the grazers? Why, are they in your way when you are grazing?

Yes, they are in my way, but I'm not trying to get free food, I'm trying to fucking shop. The idiots standing around waiting for their fifth free sample are the problem.
The aisles are only so big, and once you put two rude families in there, you're fucked. Swing by and grab a cup of that awesome pineapple salsa but don't fucking stand there and try to fill up...or if you do, understand why I'm pushing your cart out of my way, and why I don't care if it ends up three aisles over.
 
My favorite SF Costco story -

I was looking for spices, I think, and a 4'5" azn lady walks up close to me and 2 seconds later squeeks out this high pitched fart. It was long enough that I looked down at her while she was still in process. She looked back at me as she finished. I, unfortunately for her, had been holding back about a liter of air out of respect for my surroundings. But now its ON! I stared her right in the face and blasted 2.5 seconds of deep rich revenge, lifting my leg her direction a bit. It went full auto a few times at the end cuz I was already laughing.:laughing The look of horror on her face was pure gold, and I said " HEY, YOU STARTED IT" as she turned and scooted away.

Loved that one!:rofl


:rofl For some reason I read it as "went full auto-tune", which makes it funnier.
 
My point <-----------------------> you

On side note, just because it's sold everywhere else doesn't mean it's not shit.

They don't sell "shit" products. That's my point at least.

You...are just an angry man. Get over it.:laughing
 
I was a member of Costco for 20 years, but haven't been for the last five years because most of their prices got higher than other stores on sales.

Their prices just kept going up and now there are very few things that are really a deal.

A lot of their food is still a fantastic deal: Eggs. Beer. Romaine Lettuce. Boneless/skinless chicken boobs. Cheese. Booze/wine/spirits if thats your thing. Dog food. Coffee. Cooking oil (I love the coconut and avocado oils). FISH!! Especially if you happen to be there when the guy is working the stand, you can get a whole wild salmon for like 3.99/lb. Also their bulk spices are a reasonable deal, you can get enough ground pepper to last a year for like 5 bucks.

Toiletries/consumables -- contact lens solution, TP, paper towels, etc.

As with most places, if you know what you need and don't bother with the impulse buy stuff, you can get good deals on quality products.
 
Huge RV's that fill up right smack in the middle of a Saturday afternoon. :mad :laughing

People behind me at the Costco gas station get pissed because it takes forever to fill up the 37 gallon tank on my truck. At least two sets of cars go through the lane next to me before I finish up. :laughing
 
Costco is my happy place. Used to go every two weeks during middle school and get 2 carts.....yeah, I was a fat ass as a kid.

Trick with conquering Costco is to be overly predictable in your movements to the near point of being rude. When going through crowded sections where toolbags park their carts in the middle of the isle, I just keep a straight line and plow at a slow pace. They get it. I move carts out of the way with an emphasized 'let me get that cart out of the way, ah, there we go......".

When I see some jackhole coming my way and I can see it's going to get dicey, I immediately stop, make eye contact, stare and don't move a single muscle until they pass. It's funny to see their reactions BUT it also makes them aware they are the ones being blind idiots and makes them chose a direction.

One thing I hate is the here today and gone tomorrow. I was digging these chicken salad cups for lunch, 8 for $9.99 and now gone.
 
"IF YOU HIT THE BACK OF MY FOOT WITH YOUR CART ONE ...MORE...TIME, IM GOING TO DUMP IT OUT ON THE FLOOR! NOW BACK THE FUCK OFF!"

:rofl

Another...

Them - "What you want?"

Me - " I want you to pretend, just for one second, that there are other people here at the store trying to move about and get thru the isles. You and your kids block the isle like your the only ones here. Your not. Get the fuckout of the way you self absorbed jerk." :wtf


Probably good that I don't go there anymore, blood pressure back to "not boiling". :laughing
 
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We go to Costco every two weeks. We know what we are going for and generally speaking that is all we get. Rarely impulse buy. Get food enough for two people (breakfast, lunch and dinner) and food for an army of cats and we only spend about $350 every trip. That's not bad

On the other hand, I went to Safeway a couple of weeks ago (friends visiting last minute) with no plan and I was hungry. I came out $200 out of pocket with enough crap to do nothing with

I like Costco. Except for all the people in there :p
 
We go to Costco every two weeks. We know what we are going for and generally speaking that is all we get. Rarely impulse buy. Get food enough for two people (breakfast, lunch and dinner) and food for an army of cats and we only spend about $350 every trip. That's not bad

On the other hand, I went to Safeway a couple of weeks ago (friends visiting last minute) with no plan and I was hungry. I came out $200 out of pocket with enough crap to do nothing with

I like Costco. Except for all the people in there :p

Impulse buy is basically why costco was taking all my money for so long.

Walk in for some chicken/rice/bread/other staples and walk out $500 later with potstickers, ice cream, a couple packs of white undershirts, boxers, maybe a pair of slacks, lifetime supply of tylenol, and possibly a TV. Can't help it, its usually a pretty good deal :p
 
All of the "complaints" are the reasons Costco is cheap. I LOVE Costco. I go once a week. Between dinner parties, potlucks, teenagers at my house, I feed a lot of people. Big shop, little shop, I still pop in. I go after work. Best times to go are 7pm on the weekdays. If you have to go on the weekend, get there right as they open or after 4:30 when the sample tables close.
 
No, Fuck No, No Fucking no. I either hit the local boutique Grocery store near my place that is never very crowded or Safeway Between the hour of 10pm and 2am.

NO.
 
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