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7 Reasons Shoppers hate Costco

yodaisgod said:
They don't sell "shit" products. That's my point at least.
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If you say so, again wasn't my point. If I replace it with cheap for level of income, mundane, pedestrian would that get you panties unbunched? :dunno
Also do take note that I didn't say they sell shit in general, but my comment was in context of stuff offered at their sampling stations.

You...are just an angry man. Get over it.:laughing
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Says the guy who felt it necessary to jump on someones post, miss the overall point and grab on to a small phrasing. For what reason exactly? :laughing
 
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mean dad said:
Yes, they are in my way, but I'm not trying to get free food, I'm trying to fucking shop. The idiots standing around waiting for their fifth free sample are the problem.
The aisles are only so big, and once you put two rude families in there, you're fucked. Swing by and grab a cup of that awesome pineapple salsa but don't fucking stand there and try to fill up...or if you do, understand why I'm pushing your cart out of my way, and why I don't care if it ends up three aisles over.
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I'm just trying to feed my family for free, jerk :x

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I hit Costco up once a week on my way home. I get in around 430 and am out by 515. If I can be in by 430, I go home and try again later that week. I'm lucky since it's on my way home.
 
Well... I'm gonna go to Costco this weekend... in the Prius. See if they have any dark window tint. Oh, another one? I couldn't possibly... well, twist my arm. :teeth :thumbup

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Save a ton at Costco every year on beer, booze, gas, kitty litter and paper products alone.

Their meat is above average and they have a great price on ground bison which is hard to find elsewhere.
 
I hate when people leave their carts right in the middle of an isle while they walk down and pick up items they want from the other end. When I see this, I center my cart with theirs and push it to another isle. Shopping cart hide n seek.
 
I once raced to Costco on my lunch break (yes, I'm stupid). All I needed was Cat Litter.

I choose the line that I 'thought' would be quick; it was just a couple of people, and the last lady holding a single item!! So I think = SCORE!!

Yeah right. The lady was 'holding a place in line for her Husband who had a PALLET of Crap'!! I was pissed. I vowed to NEVER let that happen again.

A few months later, a lady tried that crap in front of me- holding a spot for her Husband who had this big ass cart of stuff. The casheir was trying to get her to put her 3 items on the belt, and she said; "I'm waiting for my Husband". I said; "You are rude, you cannot do that", and I walked around her.
 
lefty said:
I once raced to Costco on my lunch break (yes, I'm stupid). All I needed was Cat Litter.

I choose the line that I 'thought' would be quick; it was just a couple of people, and the last lady holding a single item!! So I think = SCORE!!

Yeah right. The lady was 'holding a place in line for her Husband who had a PALLET of Crap'!! I was pissed. I vowed to NEVER let that happen again.

A few months later, a lady tried that crap in front of me- holding a spot for her Husband who had this big ass cart of stuff. The casheir was trying to get her to put her 3 items on the belt, and she said; "I'm waiting for my Husband". I said; "You are rude, you cannot do that", and I walked around her.
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Did you show her your balls?
 
zphreak said:
I hate when people leave their carts right in the middle of an isle while they walk down and pick up items they want from the other end. When I see this, I center my cart with theirs and push it to another isle. Shopping cart hide n seek.
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Can't wait to be an old man at Costco. I'm smashing into everyone's cart whilst I fart.
 
byke said:
That's zoned-out-azn-in-pajamas-dragging-slippers time.
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I'm fine with Zombazins as long as they are not in significant enough hoards to block my way.

My Philosophy in life, "Stay the fuck out of my way, I intend to stay out of yours. Mind your fucking business, I have shit to do."

LIBERTARIANS HOOOOO!!!!
 
Eldritch said:
I'm fine with Zombazins as long as they are not in significant enough hoards to block my way.

My Philosophy in life, "Stay the fuck out of my way, I intend to stay out of yours. Mind your fucking business, I have shit to do."

LIBERTARIANS HOOOOO!!!!
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I hate to say it but Zomb-azns is a good way of putting it for the customers who bug me the most at Costco. That's why I don't go to Costco on Sunday, it's some kind of FOB holiday experience for those who spent 13 hours a day for the six days of the week at work. So often, they just seem SO excited to be there because of the deals!!!! Yikes. I wanna go into an exasperated lecture about the quantity the place makes you buy to get that very deal. Yes, on paper you are saving money, but you are giving them a fair bit on the spot leading to questions of inventory and home budget. No, I'm not crabby about the 20 pounds of two year old flour in the freezer, no not at all. But let's say, I have learned to be much more careful, especially now wi' tha empty nest.

No, I'm not talking about native-born Americans of any hue..
 
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Costco is great, just I lose my faith in humanity if I have to go there on the weekend for any reason.
 
costco p0wnz all of youse
 
I can't stand going to Costco and haven't been to one in years.

I just do all my grocery shopping at the Luckys by my house. I found if I go when I get off work at 3pm I can be in/out of the place in usually about 10 minutes.

Food and beer are about the only things I don't buy on the internet (I did use Safeway's online ordering and delivery for awhile though). Fuck going to the store.
 
lefty said:
A few months later, a lady tried that crap in front of me- holding a spot for her Husband who had this big ass cart of stuff. The casheir was trying to get her to put her 3 items on the belt, and she said; "I'm waiting for my Husband". I said; "You are rude, you cannot do that", and I walked around her.
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She should have invited you to go ahead of her if her husband wasn't there yet instead of forcing you to go around her.
 
One of the main reasons I go to Costco, is the prices. If I go to Albertsons, I am shocked at how little food I get for $100 or $150. FoodMax is where all the illegal aliens go, but it seems like I get more than twice as much food for my money. Costco is more or less the same price as FoodMax for most stuff. Except they give out those free samples and tempt me with those bad ass 80 inch TVs.
 
Just got back from Winco. Costco prices without a membership and the portions are normal. You city folks aint got nun tho!

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SM610 said:
Just got back from Winco. Costco prices without a membership and the portions are normal. You city folks aint got nun tho!

:p
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I heard we have one in Pittsburg, where the employees got shot the other night. But no, never been to a Winco.
 
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