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A Tinder Story...

supermonkey said:
My hot eastern european girlfriend says that most american men are pussies and I have to agree. Don't be nice, take the shit that you want without feeling or acting apologetic. Women are attracted to confidence so act as if you own the world.
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Holy shit, did you really need to quote the whole damn story? It was hard enough to see the first time.

I've never done the tinder thing, tried OKC for a few weeks and didn't care for it. I prefer meeting drunk girls in bars who are ready to make a mistake and let that blossom into a dysfunctional relationship that we each stay in for too long, for all the wrong reasons.
 
RightCoastBias said:
I've never done the tinder thing, tried OKC for a few weeks and didn't care for it. I prefer meeting drunk girls in bars who are ready to make a mistake and let that blossom into a dysfunctional relationship that we each stay in for too long, for all the wrong reasons.
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I hate the bar scene, but you make a good point! :laughing
 
RightCoastBias said:
Holy shit, did you really need to quote the whole damn story? It was hard enough to see the first time.

I've never done the tinder thing, tried OKC for a few weeks and didn't care for it. I prefer meeting drunk girls in bars who are ready to make a mistake and let that blossom into a dysfunctional relationship that we each stay in for too long, for all the wrong reasons.
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OLD SCHOOL! I approve this message. :laughing
 
bruceflinch said:
I hate the bar scene, but you make a good point! :laughing
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Trying to pick up women for anything really meaningful at a bar is a bad idea and generally always has been.

I doubt I'll ever grow out of the bar 'scene' but I'm just there to drink with friends and converse with strangers.
 
RightCoastBias said:
Holy shit, did you really need to quote the whole damn story? It was hard enough to see the first time.

I've never done the tinder thing, tried OKC for a few weeks and didn't care for it. I prefer meeting drunk girls in bars who are ready to make a mistake and let that blossom into a dysfunctional relationship that we each stay in for too long, for all the wrong reasons.
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:laughing:laughing
 
Kurosaki said:
Trying to pick up women for anything really meaningful at a bar is a bad idea and generally always has been.

I doubt I'll ever grow out of the bar 'scene' but I'm just there to drink with friends and converse with strangers.
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So...you on Tinder? :laughing

I'm not much into bars in general. Would rather drink in private with people I can trust. Pretty paranoid about the DUI thing.
 
bruceflinch said:
So...you on Tinder? :laughing

I'm not much into bars in general. Would rather drink in private with people I can trust. Pretty paranoid about the DUI thing.
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lyft/uber, man. Come on, I know you aren't a spring chicken but it's 2015. Get with the times.:twofinger


I was on tinder for a bit until I realized how flaky or dumb most girls are on there. It really is just a site for meaningless sex and that's really never been my angle so I'm not 'good' at talking with women who are just expecting that.
 
Kurosaki said:
Trying to pick up women for anything really meaningful at a bar is a bad idea and generally always has been.

I doubt I'll ever grow out of the bar 'scene' but I'm just there to drink with friends and converse with strangers.
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And black out on daiquiris surrounded by affectionate men? :twofinger:party
 
Well I read it all -- it's not that long. :laughing

OP, thanks for the entertainment. I remember :afm199 the days when you put ads in the personals column of the local newspaper, and got actual handwritten letters in response. Could tell a story or two about that - over a beer that is. :teeth

rebekahlynn said:
2) she dumped you hard and cold - which is indicative of how she would be should anything take a wrong turn if you two were in a real relationship, and who wants that?
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Best comment of this thread. :thumbup
 
Kurosaki said:
lyft/uber, man. Come on, I know you aren't a spring chicken but it's 2015. Get with the times.:twofinger

I was on tinder for a bit until I realized how flaky or dumb most girls are on there. It really is just a site for meaningless sex and that's really never been my angle so I'm not 'good' at talking with women who are just expecting that.
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bolded :rofl

Tinder was short lived for me too. Past that point of just wanting easy sex. Plus there are not many "easy" women that want a cheap 59 yr old. I gotta save for retirement! :laughing
 
To the OP:

1) Your Man Card, turn it in.
2) She just isn't that into you, bro.
3) In five-seven years after she's had her 'bad boy' phase, she will likely complain how "All the good guys are taken." - you, however will be in your peak earning years and dating 23 year olds.
4) Laugh it off and live it up - that's the way to be. You keep leading with your heart like that and somebody is going to be leading you around by the nose through the infant's section of Ikea in no time. Seriously, wash that needy beta vibe off with a 3-day ride and some coffee made outdoors. Good grief man, reading that was like watching a LowT commercial.
 
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aszrael1266 said:
So have we seen a pic of the Nikki yet?
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She's in the back:

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^ coming out of the bathroom? :laughing

The two ladies posed with the man are beautiful.
 
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